Bazimoza88 Beach dreaming

 

Hahahaha funny... WhoAmI..  I let you in on a secret... have you visited the expats secret club lately? NO? oh but you should!  here i what we crap about

You boys wear dresses and look so cool and guess what? we envy you for you look so fresh and girly while we melt in our manly pants

you get to have 4 wives! while we have to put up with ONE and only one (officially that is...)

You drive left, right sideways in the middle lanes;  we ask and wonder where the heck you learnt to drive! 

our driving is so constraint and boring compared to you racing men... hope you collect all radars' visiting cards!

while you're trying to work out all your mixed up nationalities we are buzily boozying with Irish, Scottish, Aussies, Pomies, Froggies, Wogs, blues eyes, red eyes, black eyes, just to name few oh I forgot cricket bashing...  We tend to forget about Qatari bashing and the rental increase you are about to wack on us tomorrow! 

You see mate most of us think you are so abslavelutely sleek in your oily patch we just want to have a wink or two at you!  Cheers... 

Me think Qataris are good people  want to visit our secret club?  WELCOME.

Now for the disclaimer: This is SARCASM. This is a JOKE. The reason for such a comment is because I think it's insane that so many people can generalize by the actions of few. Ah well, some probably laughed, some thought it was stupid, and some probably thought that everything I wrote above was true. *sighs*