A wife murdered her husband and the trial came to court.

Judge: How did you kill him?

Wife: I poisoned his coffee!

Judge: Why did you kill him?

Wife: He never appreciated anything I did for him.

Judge: Have you ever felt sorry for him, not even once?

Wife: Yes, once. After drinking the coffee he said that it tasted good and asked for one more cup.

"Life is like a bicycle, if it's too easy - you're probably going down :)"