My finger must have slipped.  The PM was meant for Rod Pope NOT Red.  oopsy

But I SWEAR it wasn't as detailed as you say it was.  I think your fertile imagination took over from the truth.  Here, look:

From: jauntie_16

To: RodPope

Date: 29 February 2008 

Subject:  Leap Year

Message:

May I leap on you today please and ask for your hand in marriage.