some Scots have a different view on what is expensive and what isn't.

My husband thinks going out to eat is a waste of money, however, he took me to Oman for a week for my birthday and we ate like Kings.

He gets upset if half a dozen eggs costs more than he considers OK, but then doesn't deny me the odd bottle of champers.

I have learned not to be confused.

*eyes swivelling exits stage left!*