Not to burst your bubble, Amnesia, but this morning, i was nearly taken off the road by two vehicle on either side of me at the same time....

both drivers were on their mobile phones and the one in the right lane, swerved into my lane to avoid (wait for it) a traffic police car....

And you know what... the cop did nothing..... infact, at one stage, I though he was going to pull me over for reckless driving when I swerved into the lane next to me.... to avoid the car cutting into my lane... but all the cop was actually doing was just coming up behind me to overtake... by then, the two cars were gone....