Heh. You're not kidding about the 'screaming kids running around' bit at the Villagio. I noticed all of them were white expats too. Last night I patronized Thai Chi (I'll do a separate review; long and short is I'd go back), and decided to sit 'outside'. Some anklebiters were playing on one of the stages set up for Ramadan entertainment, and managed to rip down one of the moons glued to the backdrop. Gah.