I can see it already, with DaRuDe as the main star....entering a bank in Doha with the assistant saying "sorry sir, I know it was 5 months ago you wanted to close you account, but I assure you it will be closed in the next couple of days" OR

entering a shop:

DaRuDe: Can I buy the air conditioner that you have displayed in the window please?
Assistant: Sorry sir but we don't have any left and the one in the window is broken.
DaRuDe: SO if it's broken and you have none in the store, what's it doing on display?
Assistant: We are planning on getting some in the next few months (maybe a year!)
DaRuDe: Right, I want to see the manager immediately
Assistant: Sorry sir but the manager is not here and wont be for another 4 weeks; you will have to come back then.
DaRuDe:Head butts the assistant as he makes a break with the broken air conditioner !

This is going to be great..:D

'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'