waitress comes over to his table to take his order.

"I'd like two fried eggs, with the yokes broken and grease dripping off the whites; a slice of bacon, so rubbery it's inedible; a squashed tomato, which is slightly mouldy round the edges and a slice of burnt toast"

"I'm sorry", said the waitress," we can't do that"

"Why not? You did yesterday" ...