you should go shopping with my Fifer. I nearly went to hide under the bakery counter when he grabbed half a doz eggs out of my basket and said in a very loud voice "I'm nae payin two fookin pinds ferr six eggs!"

The words 'short', 'arms', 'deep' and 'pockets' sprang to mind :P

P.S. Like I said in an earlier post he also stands his ground for his 25 dirhums lol (I carry small change and the occasional biscuit).