Having one child makes you a parent; having two you
are a referee.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is husband !

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry
the one you
Cannot live without.. but whatever you do, you'll
regret it later.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her
or she'll take it anyway.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side