In the English media, this time of year is known as the silly season.

All the (QLers who purport to be) politicians, news makers, and opinion shapers have gone on holiday, to their Italian villas, country houses, or tropical islands.

The (QL forum) newspapers are staffed by a few lonely hacks trying to fill a paper with fabricated news stories, pointless lists, and celebrity-based trivia.

RING ANY BELLS WITH YOU LOT??? :P