here's another wee joke this time sent to me by my niece! gawd help us all lol

Even if you didn't grow up Catholic, you should probably appreciate this one......

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how
important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, My son is a priest when he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my Son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people
say ''Your Eminence.''

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first
three women give her this subtle "Well. ?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous 6'2" hard bodied, well
hung, male stripper.

Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God..."