It may not mean much to non-brits, but it's quite amusingly written. I've copied the first 2/3 paragraphs, the rest is on the thread ...
QUEEN "FEARS FOR HER LIFE NOW THAT BROWN'S IN CHARGE"
Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): Queen Elizabeth has told courtiers to change the locks, the safe combination and all the Palace phone numbers after fearing her days are numbered now that Gordon Brown's in charge of No 10 Drowning Street.
Sources close to Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon said today that the tense 45 minute meeting between Old Fatty Mountbatten and the new Prime Monster of the UK confirmed her worst suspicions:
"Queen Elizabeth has always dreaded the day when some mad Scottish decendant of Jack the Ripper takes over running the country," an equerry said today.
It may not mean much to non-brits, but it's quite amusingly written. I've copied the first 2/3 paragraphs, the rest is on the thread ...
QUEEN "FEARS FOR HER LIFE NOW THAT BROWN'S IN CHARGE"
Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): Queen Elizabeth has told courtiers to change the locks, the safe combination and all the Palace phone numbers after fearing her days are numbered now that Gordon Brown's in charge of No 10 Drowning Street.
Sources close to Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon said today that the tense 45 minute meeting between Old Fatty Mountbatten and the new Prime Monster of the UK confirmed her worst suspicions:
"Queen Elizabeth has always dreaded the day when some mad Scottish decendant of Jack the Ripper takes over running the country," an equerry said today.
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