Well... when I was a little boy my 7 sisters used to dress me up in many different ways but the worst was as a troll. My favorite dress up was as Liberace but I still can't play the piano but I am quite adept at playing my organ. Anyway... all those years as being a plaything for my sisters and being shared by them has warped my mind into thinking that all women want me as a plaything so I have acted this way all my life. I have come to realize that this is probably not healthy and is morally unacceptable so I am trying to limit myself to one woman but Rosie O'Donnell won't have me and I am crushed.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.