You have eyes like pools..... Cesspools

Your teeth are like the stars..... They come out at night

Your body is like a pirate's dream... You have a sunken chest

You have the body of a god.... Buddha

Remember, there are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters