Your teeth are like the stars..... They come out at night
Your body is like a pirate's dream... You have a sunken chest
You have the body of a god.... Buddha
Remember, there are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters
You have eyes like pools..... Cesspools
Your teeth are like the stars..... They come out at night
Your body is like a pirate's dream... You have a sunken chest
You have the body of a god.... Buddha
Remember, there are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters