because then I would not have to worry about calling out the wrong name(s) at the most inoppurtune times because hopefully if I was married to all of them at the same time they would understand. It would also be easier ordering food if each wife ordered a different dish and then we all shared.

Don't be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn't do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn't know what you know today.