Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

A graduate applying for pilot training with a major airline was asked what he would do if, after a long-haul flight to Sidney, he met the captain wearing a dress in the hotel bar.

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?

Which side of a cat contains the most hair?

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Answers:

You don't bury survivors
The captain is a woman, so say hello ((no-one said male captain)
The horse was named "Friday"
The outside

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