The cheeeeeziest one has to be: Did it hurt....when you fell from the sky.
I never use it, coz girls always go: BLAKH...hehehe
I thought i came up with a good one when i said this to someone (Arab guys, you have to translate it to arabic- lebanese accent, it makes more sense): First time i see the moom walking, but she replied: first time i see an ass (Donkey) talking...hahahaha, but i still got my way with her....thats what counts...:P:P:P:P