so there was an elderly woman taken to the home by her children as there is nobody to look after her. The home was very clean, quite expensive too, they have nice gardens, wide screen tv's, private rooms and a lot of activities to do. THe caregivers are very professional and caring too.

The old lady, weak, tired and disappointed with her children, sits on her wheel chair everyday and everytime she is falling to one side, a nurse is there all the time to straigthen her up. This happens almost everyday.

One weekend, her children visited her and asked how is her new home. The grandma said "Everybody is so friendly and the place is great, but the friggin' nurses won't let me fart!"

Get it?