They are devious little critters that deceive you they are charming and harmless. In fact they fill the air with hair and spores which will give your kids asthma. A CAT ALMOST KILLED ME by blocking my breathing.

As for being 'clean', they cunningly bury their excrement just under the surface of the soil, just waiting for someone, maybe you or your unsuspecting children, to step in their virulent poo.

As for dogs, Don't even get me started on the subject!

Do us all a favour and keep these wild animals out of our public spaces. And, Suzanna, kindly do not take Jesus' name in vain. He is a healer.

Mr. Rochester