She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending:
$65.00 on make-up,
$150 for a cut & color,
$30 for a manicure,
$40 for a pedicure,
$50 on vitamins,
$300 on clothes
and $600 for a gym membership.

I asked why I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.