I was at a pub when I was in Durham and a girl there, with the best "two belt look" and fake orange tan, could not understand why I had so much clothes on (you know jeans and a t-shirt) and proceeded to tell me that the way to get a man was to jump on his lap and make him look the other way, than while he is distracted, grab him and kiss him on the lips. Than you were supposed to get him to take you home and continue that process for the next couple of weeks. Apprantely after two months of random sex he would be considered your boyfriend.

I think I'm going to try that one tonight at Rydges. :D