Facts & Definitions !!
* School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
* Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
* Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
* Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
* Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
* Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
* Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
* Father: A banker provided by nature.
* Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
* Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
* Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
* Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
* Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
* Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.
* Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
* Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.
