Believe In Me
With so much turmoil in the world, God decided to pay a visit to earth to check things out. He strolled into a bar and approached the first man he saw. "If you believe in me enough to give me $50," he said, "I will grant you eternal life."
"Sorry, I'm an atheist," the fellow replied, "and have never believed in God."
God walked up to another man and made the same offer. "Well, I'm an agnostic and not really sure if I believe in you or not," the guy said, "but here's 50 bucks, just in case."
As the Lord turned away, a third man ran up to him. "I'm Pat Robertson and don't really care if you're God or not," he said excitedly. "Just teach me the trick you did with the agnostic and I'll give you $100."
Doha chap , Some how I too feel the same, besides, this new Add by Axe deo, whci says "Even Angles will fall",....Abomination!, here's the link.[sorry OP 4 de hijack]
I think that all jokes that include God are a disrespect.
a sickening way to seek attention. Because they are bigoted.
eternal life is free given to us by our god creator...
very strange
:D
lol colt :D
Baburao Ganpatrao was climbing a tree when suddenly he slipped. He grabbed a branch and was hanging there. After an hour or so passed, he was feeling exhausted. He looked up to the heavens and cried out: "God, help me, please, help me."
Suddenly the clouds parted and a deep voice resounded, "Let Go!"
Baburao Ganpatrao paused and looked up at heaven once more, and said: "Is there anyone else up there?"
eternal life for 50$ ! wow!