QL May Report

DaRuDe
By DaRuDe

Qatari is still hidding guess he is in competition with Mulla Omar.
Ahmad is still busy playing with ql site tweeks.
Dracula is in hunt of that sexy girl who hit and run.
Khanan is wondering where to pass out tonight.
Khattak is scratching his head when will weekend come.
Rizks is counting hour when will the last hair vanish from his head.
MBK is still on a mission which he dont know where will it lead him to.
Britexpat is walkin around naked on beach after the girls robbed him on beach took his fury thing bag.
NW77 stomping her feet asking for more kicks.
chocoholic was making sweet soft chocolate cookies but damn 1 cockroach kept her away from kicthen for hours and the results later was black hard rock cookies
QS is sitting dreaming about going back home to enjoy her vacation.
B2D is cursing workin out in heat
Legalpad went fishing caught a big fish threw it in bucket it jumped out on his lap and bite his prick now he is recovering in hospital
Galloper is busy arranging for a party after he recovered his 20years old lost porn data.
Nic is sitting back and reading all the nonsense on QL
Refinedsoul cant find any toothpaste so he uses white antigerm paint to keep his skeleton clean
Timebandit is was hit by a bike nothing happened to him but the bike bounced 10miles back
Kareena keeps visiting the store if new stock or bole bananas have arrived.
LP never found an eye doctor so went to a boxer to get a black eye.
Nomerci is busy cursing the weather.
Arien is lost in his papers doesnt know where to start work from.
Tinkerbelle is 24/7 busy reading QL that she forgot everything else.
FS is lost in her past thinkin about her days when she use to take ride on vespa and get chased by stray dogs.
Nataliya pockets are so full that her pants will explode and still cant figure out which bank to go to.
As for ME yea am busy visiting around gyms and pools in different hotels and bars :D
AD is busy partying back home
Pilgrim is biting her lips reading QL WTF are these ppl talkin about.
rest later month.
thank you

By DaRuDe• 20 Jun 2011 09:06
DaRuDe

you can search for old reports

and dont be so excited you never know what going to be from your side ;)

By FathimaH• 20 Jun 2011 08:55
FathimaH

When will the "June report" be out? Eagerly awaiting..

By mosama• 20 Jun 2011 08:38
mosama

monthly report?

By Vegas• 30 May 2011 04:44
Vegas

for the update....

By qatarisun• 30 May 2011 00:12
qatarisun

Da, why one after another? we can combine them :):)

Milky_bar.... aaaahhhh,, I GOT YOU!! I GOT YOU!!

..so how the kittens are doing? ;)

By DaRuDe• 29 May 2011 10:53
DaRuDe

Khanan and QS are going to celebrate their BD parties in Irish one after other

By DaRuDe• 29 May 2011 10:25
DaRuDe

hmmm yea but i meet you only once

which mall do you go to mostly.

AND WHERE IS LIPSTICK I WANT HER BAAAAAAAAAAAACK

By mallrat• 29 May 2011 10:03
mallrat

DaRuDe is now a certified maLLrat,

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he is busy maLLing every weekend ;P

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By mallrat• 29 May 2011 10:00
mallrat

is busy maLLing every weekend :P

By Milky_BarKid• 29 May 2011 08:14
Milky_BarKid

Eagley I am coming to see you in August, make sure your free between 10th and 13th August!

By Milky_BarKid• 29 May 2011 08:13
Milky_BarKid

Qatarisun

Buenos días No, yo no soy español Estoy Milkybarkid.

Translate, I am the Spanish guy that keeps on following you around in the lift asking you for a dinner date..:) Incorrect!..

By qatarisun• 27 May 2011 11:18
qatarisun

Milky_BarKid, you scare me.. are you one of the guys in the elevator??? you aren't Spanish, are you ?? :):)

By qatarisun• 27 May 2011 11:13
qatarisun

tra la la!! how have you been darling? ;)

By DaRuDe• 27 May 2011 09:06
DaRuDe

Tcom is marinating himself when he is ready will go for bbq will send you your plane ticket

By Eagley• 27 May 2011 09:05
Eagley

Wolfie, you fergot abot me!!

I yam oso busy partying back home :P

/But darn it! Nothing beats joining you guys at the farmhouse with the lovely camels and TCOM's fantastic BBQ!

//Have you fixed the swimming pool or has it sprung a leak again thanks to some QLers? No, all good? ;0)

By Milky_BarKid• 26 May 2011 14:32
Milky_BarKid

Dracula Ok you are forgiven, let me try to find out whom the others are!

By Dracula• 26 May 2011 14:25
Dracula

I didnt do it!

And I'll not invite her to dinner again!

:)

By Milky_BarKid• 26 May 2011 14:19
Milky_BarKid

QS has no time for dreaming she is too busy refusing dinner invites every time she is travelling in the elevator of her new appartment in the tall tower blocks!

By qatarisun• 26 May 2011 14:08
qatarisun

QS has no time for dreaming.. :):)

... nice to see the reports are back :)

By KHATTAK• 26 May 2011 13:32
KHATTAK

Happy Weekend to you too, MBK :)

By Milky_BarKid• 26 May 2011 13:30
Milky_BarKid

Ok Khattak now you can start scratching something else! happy weekend buddy!

By KHATTAK• 26 May 2011 13:25
KHATTAK

Wait is Over...Scratching head Mode is turned to OFF...The weekend is here, Finally *Sighzzz*

By Milky_BarKid• 26 May 2011 12:49
Milky_BarKid

What is the report on KH? Where and what is he upto?

By DaRuDe• 26 May 2011 12:46
DaRuDe

to pop their heads up so i can organize the farm bbq night

By anonymous• 26 May 2011 12:35
anonymous

I think people from wikileaks are gonna update their database with this awesome report.

By Milky_BarKid• 26 May 2011 12:32
Milky_BarKid

Vegas is just from his Paternity leave after becoming a father all over again! So for Vegas, he is singing "Baby One More Time"

By Milky_BarKid• 26 May 2011 12:28
Milky_BarKid

TCOM is still waiting for DaRuDe to organise a Farm trip so he can do the BBQ for us!

By Milky_BarKid• 26 May 2011 09:34
Milky_BarKid

Lucky Luciano is back with avegence, Hope the Filexpats leave him alone!

By s_isale• 26 May 2011 09:20
s_isale

these are the usual suspects of QL.

Everyone needs to be careful dealing with them

By soniya• 26 May 2011 09:10
soniya

Fantastic job...

It has enlightened my mood today..:))

By DaRuDe• 26 May 2011 08:50
DaRuDe

will do that in mid summer when its sweaty season

By DaRuDe• 26 May 2011 08:49
DaRuDe

kuriye what were you up to chewing on books or student notes.

By DaRuDe• 26 May 2011 08:48
DaRuDe

good then stop looking for bank and make more pockets in your skirt and keep loadin the cash in all those pockets

By DaRuDe• 26 May 2011 08:48
DaRuDe

why are your cookies made of diamond

By FathimaH• 25 May 2011 22:00
FathimaH

Full of very hardworking, ambitious individuals..long live QL!

By chocoholic• 25 May 2011 19:54
chocoholic

Hey! Leave my cookies out of this, YOU!

By ghazalz• 25 May 2011 18:13
ghazalz

ROFL :))

By anonymous• 25 May 2011 17:04
anonymous

Loud and clear lol :-)

I was trying to say something along those lines but gave up - my head was sore after banging it against the brick wall ;-))

By nataliya Ukraine• 25 May 2011 16:38
nataliya Ukraine

I wish to be heavily loaded with cash:)))))))))))

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 16:12
DaRuDe

Nataliya is busy pulling her skirt up which keeps slipping down her hips because her pockets are heavily loaded with cash lookin for bank in doha

By Dracula• 25 May 2011 15:46
Dracula

reysaj...do you think "gudone" can be the the "hit&run" girl? :-0

By reysaj• 25 May 2011 15:44
reysaj

QL report is funny.

By gudone• 25 May 2011 15:34
gudone

ROFL.....

very funny... report i hav ever seen.... ok waiting for the next month's report too..

By Dracula• 25 May 2011 14:55
Dracula

Not funny! :(

I mean within 60 seconds, someone is flying along going wherever they are and then bam, whole life turned upside down...

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http://qatarliving.com/node/1818738

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If you may have seen anything or know anything that could help police in this case, call Crime Line at 1-888-I-AM-STOOPID.

By nataliya Ukraine• 25 May 2011 14:36
nataliya Ukraine

btw - i prefer skirt instead of pants. wrong info...;)

By anonymous• 25 May 2011 14:33
anonymous

Lemme call AL Jazeera to focus here. (:-

By reysaj• 25 May 2011 14:29
reysaj

reports

By Kareena74• 25 May 2011 14:29
Kareena74

Nice one to end the day.. I mean end of the working day.. 30 minutes more to go..

By jassKat• 25 May 2011 14:12
jassKat

Da, how do you spy on everyone? Hanging from the roof looking into the windows? Quick tell me where so I can cut your rope :D

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 14:07
DaRuDe

read up again

By Milky_BarKid• 25 May 2011 14:06
Milky_BarKid

Flan is still commiserating how did Aussie come last in the World Cup 2022 bid?

By Milky_BarKid• 25 May 2011 14:04
Milky_BarKid

Legal Pad is still enjoying himself in a hill top village in Phils

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 13:46
DaRuDe

ok i will transfer the nasty ones then from my face which you like

By Milky_BarKid• 25 May 2011 13:44
Milky_BarKid

Thanks but No Thanks DaRuDe you can keep your Crap O I mean your fleas to your self especially on your facial hair! Yikess

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 13:42
DaRuDe

donate him my fleas so they crawl up his bum and start chewing it

By jassKat• 25 May 2011 13:41
jassKat

Well Da, yes I have big rock picked out just for your hairy hollow head...

Maybe you will be so kind as the give MBK a hair transplant?? Although he probably does not want your fleas :/

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 13:40
DaRuDe

a pure torture on those cats

By Milky_BarKid• 25 May 2011 13:40
Milky_BarKid

Cabbage is trying to prove that Family comes first for us Brits and work second and she is making that heard Loud and Clear!

By Milky_BarKid• 25 May 2011 13:39
Milky_BarKid

Oryx has taking on a new Task, Trapping all stray cats and getting them to the Government vets to be neutered!

By Khanan• 25 May 2011 13:38
Khanan

jassKat!!

we miss your trashing of this bad wolfies..where you been hiding ? ;)

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 13:37
DaRuDe

you may go back to your skiing and keep crashing your bums on those rocks

By jassKat• 25 May 2011 13:36
jassKat

am shocked Mr. Darude that you are so scared of me that I was left off! Just because I am in read mode doesn't mean I cannot come back anytime to give you a good beating :D

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 13:27
DaRuDe

you get to me you will have only 219 left

By Khanan• 25 May 2011 13:21
Khanan

but that time they were 3219...

where are the 4 hairs gone...you should be taking care of them...

By Milky_BarKid• 25 May 2011 13:19
Milky_BarKid

Excuse who are you calling Bald? I have now exactly 3215 more hairs on me ead now covers the top of the ead nicely..:) Khanan can verify!..:)

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 13:15
DaRuDe

i will smack the 10tonne camel on your bald head

By Milky_BarKid• 25 May 2011 13:14
Milky_BarKid

Colt count yourself lucky they were'nt fried mice!

By Milky_BarKid• 25 May 2011 13:13
Milky_BarKid

Mission is to only appear on QL (online), no more Personal appearances any more! To much of a bother to bother everyone..

But I just want to do one more personal appearance to smash a whole melon on the Wolf's ead to knock the CRAP out of him!

Nice Update. well over due.. I might even consider showing up on one of your FB organised QL events..:)

By Colt45• 25 May 2011 13:05
Colt45

I happened to eat at a chinese restaurant recently and when I asked for some flied lice, they actually got me Fried Lice :-(

I guess I got too cocky for them :-(

By britexpat• 25 May 2011 13:00
Rating: 4/5
britexpat

Chocoholic has opened an up market Chinese restaurant and hired the best Chinese chef.

I visited her new eatery and after the meal was introduced to the chef.

I said, "Great meal, but that chicken was very rubbery."

The chef replied, "Ah, fank you vely much." :o(

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 12:57
DaRuDe

are you forgetting that you are just the entertainer of our midnight date doing belly dance.

By Khanan• 25 May 2011 12:56
Khanan

lets do it...

By jibran.scorpion• 25 May 2011 12:55
jibran.scorpion

sorry kannan i dont know anyone called papu.cobra.

there was no option so i took this id as scorpion being my zodiac sign.

By Formatted Soul• 25 May 2011 12:53
Formatted Soul

Ok will wait for you..after you both finish your couple massage session at Al Sharq spa..let us have our mid night coffee date! Beware of MBK..he was stalking us the other day.

By RefinedSoul• 25 May 2011 12:53
RefinedSoul

i brush my teeth at the end of the every month upon getting salary, i dont like the paste smell :(

By Khanan• 25 May 2011 12:52
Khanan

are you cousin of papu.cobra??? ;)

By jibran.scorpion• 25 May 2011 12:51
jibran.scorpion

yeah sure thanks 4 the advice kannan

By anonymous• 25 May 2011 12:50
anonymous

Ahhh so this is a report from so called long lost QL'ers?

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 12:49
DaRuDe

what about the bloody midnight coffee date

By Formatted Soul• 25 May 2011 12:46
Rating: 4/5
Formatted Soul

Nice report Boy! you will get your Bonus along with your next salary.

By Rizks• 25 May 2011 12:45
Rizks

DaRuDe was wondering why are u visiting Gym for ? :(

Wotever u do, u still will look like a Scare Crow....:)

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 12:44
DaRuDe

there is couple massage at spa

how about you and me go together :D FREE NO VOUCHER

By Khanan• 25 May 2011 12:42
Khanan

please do not take it seriously ;)

By Khanan• 25 May 2011 12:41
Khanan

and by the way which spa you find the best and when are you offering me gift vouchers fo 6SS ?? :)

By jibran.scorpion• 25 May 2011 12:41
jibran.scorpion

good info about the everyone!!!

By RefinedSoul• 25 May 2011 12:37
RefinedSoul

i dont wana diclose my gender here, i wont change for anyone!!

By nataliya Ukraine• 25 May 2011 12:37
nataliya Ukraine

ah sorry. i just didnt real it till the end;)

By Arien• 25 May 2011 12:35
Arien

LMAO>>>DA so true man am ... Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 12:35
DaRuDe

you better check up yours again

By DaRuDe• 25 May 2011 12:34
DaRuDe

i said it up there

As for ME check again

By nataliya Ukraine• 25 May 2011 12:32
nataliya Ukraine

what about DaRuDe?

By RefinedSoul• 25 May 2011 12:31
RefinedSoul

& RS is wasting his/her time in reading useless threads :(

By Rizks• 25 May 2011 12:30
Rating: 4/5
Rizks

britexpat is walking around the Malls & Shops in search of Mangoes and ending up with a black eye or finger marks on his skinny cheeks....:(

By Khanan• 25 May 2011 12:24
Khanan

khanan had found where to pass out tonight and that too through QL :)

Keep guessing :)

By Rizks• 25 May 2011 12:23
Rizks

ROFL on the LP's report ! :)

By Khanan• 25 May 2011 12:22
Khanan

is reading all the non-sense and contributing to it too ;)

By Khanan• 25 May 2011 12:22
Khanan

the report came out!!

DaRuling is busy checking spas and massage centres across the country.

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