QL May Report
Qatari is still hidding guess he is in competition with Mulla Omar.
Ahmad is still busy playing with ql site tweeks.
Dracula is in hunt of that sexy girl who hit and run.
Khanan is wondering where to pass out tonight.
Khattak is scratching his head when will weekend come.
Rizks is counting hour when will the last hair vanish from his head.
MBK is still on a mission which he dont know where will it lead him to.
Britexpat is walkin around naked on beach after the girls robbed him on beach took his fury thing bag.
NW77 stomping her feet asking for more kicks.
chocoholic was making sweet soft chocolate cookies but damn 1 cockroach kept her away from kicthen for hours and the results later was black hard rock cookies
QS is sitting dreaming about going back home to enjoy her vacation.
B2D is cursing workin out in heat
Legalpad went fishing caught a big fish threw it in bucket it jumped out on his lap and bite his prick now he is recovering in hospital
Galloper is busy arranging for a party after he recovered his 20years old lost porn data.
Nic is sitting back and reading all the nonsense on QL
Refinedsoul cant find any toothpaste so he uses white antigerm paint to keep his skeleton clean
Timebandit is was hit by a bike nothing happened to him but the bike bounced 10miles back
Kareena keeps visiting the store if new stock or bole bananas have arrived.
LP never found an eye doctor so went to a boxer to get a black eye.
Nomerci is busy cursing the weather.
Arien is lost in his papers doesnt know where to start work from.
Tinkerbelle is 24/7 busy reading QL that she forgot everything else.
FS is lost in her past thinkin about her days when she use to take ride on vespa and get chased by stray dogs.
Nataliya pockets are so full that her pants will explode and still cant figure out which bank to go to.
As for ME yea am busy visiting around gyms and pools in different hotels and bars :D
AD is busy partying back home
Pilgrim is biting her lips reading QL WTF are these ppl talkin about.
rest later month.
thank you
you can search for old reports
and dont be so excited you never know what going to be from your side ;)
When will the "June report" be out? Eagerly awaiting..
monthly report?
for the update....
Da, why one after another? we can combine them :):)
Milky_bar.... aaaahhhh,, I GOT YOU!! I GOT YOU!!
..so how the kittens are doing? ;)
Khanan and QS are going to celebrate their BD parties in Irish one after other
hmmm yea but i meet you only once
which mall do you go to mostly.
AND WHERE IS LIPSTICK I WANT HER BAAAAAAAAAAAACK
DaRuDe is now a certified maLLrat,
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he is busy maLLing every weekend ;P
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is busy maLLing every weekend :P
Eagley I am coming to see you in August, make sure your free between 10th and 13th August!
Qatarisun
Buenos días No, yo no soy español Estoy Milkybarkid.
Translate, I am the Spanish guy that keeps on following you around in the lift asking you for a dinner date..:) Incorrect!..
Milky_BarKid, you scare me.. are you one of the guys in the elevator??? you aren't Spanish, are you ?? :):)
tra la la!! how have you been darling? ;)
Tcom is marinating himself when he is ready will go for bbq will send you your plane ticket
Wolfie, you fergot abot me!!
I yam oso busy partying back home :P
/But darn it! Nothing beats joining you guys at the farmhouse with the lovely camels and TCOM's fantastic BBQ!
//Have you fixed the swimming pool or has it sprung a leak again thanks to some QLers? No, all good? ;0)
Dracula Ok you are forgiven, let me try to find out whom the others are!
I didnt do it!
And I'll not invite her to dinner again!
:)
QS has no time for dreaming she is too busy refusing dinner invites every time she is travelling in the elevator of her new appartment in the tall tower blocks!
QS has no time for dreaming.. :):)
... nice to see the reports are back :)
Happy Weekend to you too, MBK :)
Ok Khattak now you can start scratching something else! happy weekend buddy!
Wait is Over...Scratching head Mode is turned to OFF...The weekend is here, Finally *Sighzzz*
What is the report on KH? Where and what is he upto?
to pop their heads up so i can organize the farm bbq night
I think people from wikileaks are gonna update their database with this awesome report.
Vegas is just from his Paternity leave after becoming a father all over again! So for Vegas, he is singing "Baby One More Time"
TCOM is still waiting for DaRuDe to organise a Farm trip so he can do the BBQ for us!
Lucky Luciano is back with avegence, Hope the Filexpats leave him alone!
these are the usual suspects of QL.
Everyone needs to be careful dealing with them
Fantastic job...
It has enlightened my mood today..:))
will do that in mid summer when its sweaty season
kuriye what were you up to chewing on books or student notes.
good then stop looking for bank and make more pockets in your skirt and keep loadin the cash in all those pockets
why are your cookies made of diamond
Full of very hardworking, ambitious individuals..long live QL!
Hey! Leave my cookies out of this, YOU!
ROFL :))
Loud and clear lol :-)
I was trying to say something along those lines but gave up - my head was sore after banging it against the brick wall ;-))
I wish to be heavily loaded with cash:)))))))))))
Nataliya is busy pulling her skirt up which keeps slipping down her hips because her pockets are heavily loaded with cash lookin for bank in doha
reysaj...do you think "gudone" can be the the "hit&run" girl? :-0
QL report is funny.
ROFL.....
very funny... report i hav ever seen.... ok waiting for the next month's report too..
Not funny! :(
I mean within 60 seconds, someone is flying along going wherever they are and then bam, whole life turned upside down...
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http://qatarliving.com/node/1818738
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If you may have seen anything or know anything that could help police in this case, call Crime Line at 1-888-I-AM-STOOPID.
btw - i prefer skirt instead of pants. wrong info...;)
Lemme call AL Jazeera to focus here. (:-
reports
Nice one to end the day.. I mean end of the working day.. 30 minutes more to go..
Da, how do you spy on everyone? Hanging from the roof looking into the windows? Quick tell me where so I can cut your rope :D
read up again
Flan is still commiserating how did Aussie come last in the World Cup 2022 bid?
Legal Pad is still enjoying himself in a hill top village in Phils
ok i will transfer the nasty ones then from my face which you like
Thanks but No Thanks DaRuDe you can keep your Crap O I mean your fleas to your self especially on your facial hair! Yikess
donate him my fleas so they crawl up his bum and start chewing it
Well Da, yes I have big rock picked out just for your hairy hollow head...
Maybe you will be so kind as the give MBK a hair transplant?? Although he probably does not want your fleas :/
a pure torture on those cats
Cabbage is trying to prove that Family comes first for us Brits and work second and she is making that heard Loud and Clear!
Oryx has taking on a new Task, Trapping all stray cats and getting them to the Government vets to be neutered!
jassKat!!
we miss your trashing of this bad wolfies..where you been hiding ? ;)
you may go back to your skiing and keep crashing your bums on those rocks
am shocked Mr. Darude that you are so scared of me that I was left off! Just because I am in read mode doesn't mean I cannot come back anytime to give you a good beating :D
you get to me you will have only 219 left
but that time they were 3219...
where are the 4 hairs gone...you should be taking care of them...
Excuse who are you calling Bald? I have now exactly 3215 more hairs on me ead now covers the top of the ead nicely..:) Khanan can verify!..:)
i will smack the 10tonne camel on your bald head
Colt count yourself lucky they were'nt fried mice!
Mission is to only appear on QL (online), no more Personal appearances any more! To much of a bother to bother everyone..
But I just want to do one more personal appearance to smash a whole melon on the Wolf's ead to knock the CRAP out of him!
Nice Update. well over due.. I might even consider showing up on one of your FB organised QL events..:)
I happened to eat at a chinese restaurant recently and when I asked for some flied lice, they actually got me Fried Lice :-(
I guess I got too cocky for them :-(
Chocoholic has opened an up market Chinese restaurant and hired the best Chinese chef.
I visited her new eatery and after the meal was introduced to the chef.
I said, "Great meal, but that chicken was very rubbery."
The chef replied, "Ah, fank you vely much." :o(
are you forgetting that you are just the entertainer of our midnight date doing belly dance.
lets do it...
sorry kannan i dont know anyone called papu.cobra.
there was no option so i took this id as scorpion being my zodiac sign.
Ok will wait for you..after you both finish your couple massage session at Al Sharq spa..let us have our mid night coffee date! Beware of MBK..he was stalking us the other day.
i brush my teeth at the end of the every month upon getting salary, i dont like the paste smell :(
are you cousin of papu.cobra??? ;)
yeah sure thanks 4 the advice kannan
Ahhh so this is a report from so called long lost QL'ers?
what about the bloody midnight coffee date
Nice report Boy! you will get your Bonus along with your next salary.
DaRuDe was wondering why are u visiting Gym for ? :(
Wotever u do, u still will look like a Scare Crow....:)
there is couple massage at spa
how about you and me go together :D FREE NO VOUCHER
please do not take it seriously ;)
and by the way which spa you find the best and when are you offering me gift vouchers fo 6SS ?? :)
good info about the everyone!!!
i dont wana diclose my gender here, i wont change for anyone!!
ah sorry. i just didnt real it till the end;)
LMAO>>>DA so true man am ... Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
you better check up yours again
i said it up there
As for ME check again
what about DaRuDe?
& RS is wasting his/her time in reading useless threads :(
britexpat is walking around the Malls & Shops in search of Mangoes and ending up with a black eye or finger marks on his skinny cheeks....:(
khanan had found where to pass out tonight and that too through QL :)
Keep guessing :)
ROFL on the LP's report ! :)
is reading all the non-sense and contributing to it too ;)
the report came out!!
DaRuling is busy checking spas and massage centres across the country.