Things we learn from movies :P
Things Indian movies
taught us:
1: While defusing bomb,dont
worry which wire to cut, You will
always choose right one.
2: Hero will show no pain when
beaten, but will show pain when
a woman cleans the wound.
3: If Hero is a Police wala, he can
solve a case only when he's
suspended.
4: If Hero decides to dance on
street, Every one he meets will
know the steps.! :-)
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Hollywood movie
1. Alien or ET atacks only America
2.90% World biggest disaster occurs only in America
3. 80% American are FBI or undercover agents
4. chinese master in noodles n kung fu
5.World's greatest super hero born in america only. :D
1-Indian movies: dancing and singing (bing ding katimoto)
2-Arabic movies: drama and sad ending (ezay ta3mil fiya
kida, dana ba7ebak :P)
3-American movies: Heros never die and 99.99% happy
ending with some tears on the face (hero after being
shot twice in his heart: "here i come")
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baldrick2dogs, I hope u have seen Jason stathom movies (Crank) and Clive owen movies(shoot 'em up).....:P
Hehe!
I was in the Barber shop on Friday Morning and there was a show on "Reliance". The 'baddy' was chained to a wall, making menacing threats to his captor who had a gun. If I were the captor, I'd have just shot him there and then, but no, the captor cowered in the corner. A few minutes later the baddy's accomplice smashes through a window, fires four bullets at the chains, breaking them all and the baddy gets away.
Ooh! Just like real life eh!?!?!?
Big ears ! :O)
all except Prince Charles..... he's African!
I thinks it in Indian blood,lol.....anyone seen Gurinder Chadha's Hollywood movie "Pride and Prejudice"? It was so pathetic to see Martin Hendersen singing around the trees and dancing.........:D
If is British then IS INDIAN!
British Queen is also Indian!
Prove here:
World's greatest super hero born in america only
NO!
Bananama is all British!
all the indian movies i see, it's musical. either somewhere in the movie will sing and dance.
See the age of South Indian superstars...
Rajnikath-61 years
KamalHassan-57 years
Sarath Kumar-57 years
Mammooty-58 years
Mohanlal-51 years
.....and, dey date teenage girls in movies....:(
Yes they do..sadly!
you learn that movie watchers have been taken for a ride.
isnt it like a Happy Meal ? :)
See when people come to watch cinema, all they need is good songs, lots of fight and a good item song.
There has to be one dancer from Bollywood who can shake her booty… She can be Mumaith khan, Rakhi sawant, Malaika Arora Khan or their other peers!
There has to be some face punching and ear pinching dialogues!
The heroine has to be from the north please or even from Kerala will do!
To that add in some hot and steamy scene and bingo!
The movie is ready for the masses!
Rofl Draccy !
Tats the booty of the Indian wig Cinema...:)
FA ofcourse !
see yourself, u became a Pilot after seeing the movie "Aviator"....:)
Do people learn from --- movies?
There is no star in India who has an original hair and who hasn’t worn a wig!
Just wigg it baby!
If they're identical, then shouldn't both be evil ?
Mwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha :O)
6. At least one of the identical twin born is evil.
Indian movies !
1) When villans shoot the Hero with Ak-47, Machine guns, Granades - the hero does not die.
But when Hero shoot with his old outdated and rusted gun everyone dies with each bullet....:(