Deep..........thoughts

Deep Thoughts 4 Deep Thinkers!!!
1. A day without sunshine is like……….. night.
2. On the other hand…….. you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics……. are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers…… give the rest a bad name.
5. Depression is merely anger…….. without enthusiasm.
6. Support bacteria!!…….. they’re the only culture some people have.
7. A clear conscience……… is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8. If you think nobody cares……… try missing a couple of payments.
9. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis???………. raise my hand.
10. When everything is coming your way………you’re in the wrong lane.
11. Hard work pays off in the future………laziness pays off now.
12. Every one has a photographic memory…….. some just don’t have film.
13. What happens if you get scared half to death……… twice?
14. I couldn’t repair your brakes………… so I made your horn louder.
15. Why do psychics have to ask you……… for your name???
16. Inside every older person………. is a younger person wondering what happened!!!
17. Just remember……….if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
18. Light travels faster than sound………. that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
19. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates . . . …..it’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.