kiss

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when
he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he
stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he
didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked,
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me
a kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was
the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent
you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are
you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."