Going to town....

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street
and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the
walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun
and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent
exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world
are you dressed like this?"

Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff...

I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little
red head asks me to go out to her motor home
with her... so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me
to pull off my shirt... so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off
my pants... so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull
off my shorts... so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of
sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy...

And here I am."