Shocking Joke...:O!!!!
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Little Niha;)
PS: Mom, NONE of the above IS TRUE. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than MY REPORT CARD that's in my desk center drawer. I LOVE YOU, call when it is safe for me to come home...:)
would be good preparation for me,expecting my sons report soon!they always give me heart palpitations ..:)
jack it was normal since 4 days... i got mobile broadband from Qtel...
That was specially for Niha... :)
Lol FA...looks like your Internet Connection is now normal :)
Yourasswillbesaurouse soon died out
i am surprised that only Wk was able to identify this jokes.. age....
Dont lie WK ! :(
i know, u snore like a Boar ! :(
really? I thought all lazy a55es snore.. :P
Oye I don't snore :(
WK, were you talking about yourself by any chance? :P
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?
Bronto-snore-us :(
I know I know, it's lame :(
What do you call a huge gay dinosaur?
Gigantasorearse.
putting on a shocked face now... :P
good thing the mom does not have a weak heart.. :P
Not more Jurassic Jokes?
Brit It was first written by a Velociraptor's daughter :(
Yes raptors were an intelligent species of dinosaurs :(
lol good one
I believe that it was found inscribed on the inner sanctum of Tutenkamun's Tomb..
This joke is older than time itself :(
Too harsh joke, LOL, sometime NIHA's mother may get heart attack before reaching the last paragraph.
Me likes ;)
Ahmed.... have heard tat name here, in QL....:)
disgusting!!!!!!
princessSarah u really love her, u posted it 3x..:)
thats gr8 with a report card....
hahahaa..i love her!she's damn clever.LOL..
hahahaa..i love her!she's damn clever.LOL..
hahahaa..i love her!she's damn clever.LOL..
Wonderful technique indeed, but the good thing her mom didn't had a heart attack, before reading her P.S...
Lovemee, are you my Niha.... :)
;) good one
Draw a Big line nearby to make the existing one SMALL HE HE....:D
Good one :)
FA, ur niha was bad when she's still in high-school eh..:)