Shocking Joke...:O!!!!

FlyingAce
By FlyingAce

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Little Niha;)

PS: Mom, NONE of the above IS TRUE. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than MY REPORT CARD that's in my desk center drawer. I LOVE YOU, call when it is safe for me to come home...:)

By leiro• 14 Dec 2010 14:07
leiro

would be good preparation for me,expecting my sons report soon!they always give me heart palpitations ..:)

By FlyingAce• 8 Dec 2010 11:02
FlyingAce

jack it was normal since 4 days... i got mobile broadband from Qtel...

That was specially for Niha... :)

By anonymous• 8 Dec 2010 10:58
anonymous

Lol FA...looks like your Internet Connection is now normal :)

By timebandit• 8 Dec 2010 10:01
timebandit

Yourasswillbesaurouse soon died out

By afrinnabees• 8 Dec 2010 08:40
afrinnabees

i am surprised that only Wk was able to identify this jokes.. age....

By Rizks• 8 Dec 2010 08:20
Rizks

Dont lie WK ! :(

i know, u snore like a Boar ! :(

By mjamille28• 8 Dec 2010 08:19
mjamille28

really? I thought all lazy a55es snore.. :P

By anonymous• 8 Dec 2010 08:18
anonymous

Oye I don't snore :(

By mjamille28• 8 Dec 2010 08:10
mjamille28

WK, were you talking about yourself by any chance? :P

By anonymous• 8 Dec 2010 08:09
anonymous

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us :(

I know I know, it's lame :(

By britexpat• 8 Dec 2010 08:07
britexpat

What do you call a huge gay dinosaur?

Gigantasorearse.

By mjamille28• 8 Dec 2010 08:06
mjamille28

putting on a shocked face now... :P

good thing the mom does not have a weak heart.. :P

By timebandit• 8 Dec 2010 08:04
timebandit

Not more Jurassic Jokes?

By anonymous• 8 Dec 2010 08:01
anonymous

Brit It was first written by a Velociraptor's daughter :(

Yes raptors were an intelligent species of dinosaurs :(

By blue_rose• 8 Dec 2010 07:53
blue_rose

lol good one

By britexpat• 8 Dec 2010 07:52
britexpat

I believe that it was found inscribed on the inner sanctum of Tutenkamun's Tomb..

By anonymous• 8 Dec 2010 07:48
anonymous

This joke is older than time itself :(

By hms• 8 Dec 2010 07:47
hms

Too harsh joke, LOL, sometime NIHA's mother may get heart attack before reaching the last paragraph.

By timebandit• 8 Dec 2010 07:05
timebandit

Me likes ;)

By Rizks• 8 Dec 2010 06:57
Rizks

Ahmed.... have heard tat name here, in QL....:)

By qatardreamz• 8 Dec 2010 00:27
qatardreamz

disgusting!!!!!!

By Lovemee• 8 Dec 2010 00:12
Lovemee

princessSarah u really love her, u posted it 3x..:)

By Rayz donttry• 8 Dec 2010 00:03
Rayz donttry

thats gr8 with a report card....

By anonymous• 7 Dec 2010 23:53
anonymous

hahahaa..i love her!she's damn clever.LOL..

By anonymous• 7 Dec 2010 23:53
anonymous

hahahaa..i love her!she's damn clever.LOL..

By anonymous• 7 Dec 2010 23:53
anonymous

hahahaa..i love her!she's damn clever.LOL..

By FlyingAce• 7 Dec 2010 23:44
FlyingAce

Wonderful technique indeed, but the good thing her mom didn't had a heart attack, before reading her P.S...

By FlyingAce• 7 Dec 2010 23:26
FlyingAce

Lovemee, are you my Niha.... :)

By ice_cube• 7 Dec 2010 23:25
ice_cube

;) good one

By Craaj18• 7 Dec 2010 23:24
Craaj18

Draw a Big line nearby to make the existing one SMALL HE HE....:D

By Alumnar• 7 Dec 2010 23:24
Alumnar

Good one :)

By Lovemee• 7 Dec 2010 23:22
Rating: 2/5
Lovemee

FA, ur niha was bad when she's still in high-school eh..:)

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