'Boobies' Out Of Sand - Man executed in KSA

Dracula
By Dracula

SAUDI ARABIA - A British man was executed last night after a failed last minute bid by diplomats and ministers to have him set free.
Tony Hart (18) of Birmingham was arrested last week after Saudi police responded to locals who complained about suggestive sand sculptures he had made on a beach.

"We receive many of the complaints from the local womans who say a white man was making big breast ladies on beach with sand.
This is no good, not allowed in this country.
We are simple people with no liking of this sand boobs", said Hasim Al-Jabouri, policeman who made the arrest.

Hart had been joking with fellow college students who he was traveling with about what he could do with sand. One had dared him to make a 'fit sand chick' and he obliged.

Execution took place yesterday via public beheading to a sell out arena. Tickets cost SR 15, and snack and refreshments were available.
It was available on pay-per-view on Al-Jazeera TV.

By one_shot• 29 Nov 2010 13:27
one_shot

take it easy otherwise u ll have a heart attack sooner or later

By timebandit• 29 Nov 2010 13:14
timebandit

Indeed Brit hehehehehe

By britexpat• 29 Nov 2010 13:03
britexpat

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.

We used to stick out like a carrot in an omelet. :O(

By anonymous• 29 Nov 2010 12:51
anonymous

I would be so pissed if this was true.

By anonymous• 29 Nov 2010 12:48
anonymous

britey....who shaved her head..?

By mjamille28• 29 Nov 2010 10:35
mjamille28

lol you guys... :P

By timebandit• 29 Nov 2010 10:34
timebandit

Tis a sculpture of the 'Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies'.

By Dracula• 29 Nov 2010 10:32
Dracula

"I couldn't find enough sand to sculpt her"

hahahahahah..OMG..hahahahaha

By snessy• 29 Nov 2010 09:42
snessy

Ha Ha! That's ok when I walk backwards my backside beeps and an electronic voice says "wide load" over and over again!

By britexpat• 29 Nov 2010 09:26
britexpat

Let's just say that she was cuddly..

We went to morcambe beach and the lifeguard asked her to move back because the tide was waiting to come in. :O(

By snessy• 29 Nov 2010 09:19
snessy

Is that cos she had a fat arse Brit?

By mjamille28• 29 Nov 2010 09:19
mjamille28

aha, another lost love... :P

By britexpat• 29 Nov 2010 09:18
britexpat

No... I couldn't find enough sand to sculpt her :O(

By snessy• 29 Nov 2010 09:16
snessy

Awwww Brit...has it been that long??

By mjamille28• 29 Nov 2010 09:13
mjamille28

brit, is that your Cuban shot putter?

By britexpat• 29 Nov 2010 09:08
britexpat

Thank you.. It's not easy sculpting from memory ...

By Rizks• 29 Nov 2010 09:03
Rizks

lol britey !

Oh again, my bad ! :)

Damn the coffee was not good, Rajuuuuuuuuu...

By snessy• 29 Nov 2010 09:02
snessy

How artistic Brit...

By britexpat• 29 Nov 2010 09:01
britexpat

i meant that some "female" QLers may volunteer .. :O)

By Rizks• 29 Nov 2010 08:59
Rizks

ok britey !

BUT, make sure the volunteers get thier own stuff....:(

M not gonna share nor allow anyone to research on my practise table....:(

By britexpat• 29 Nov 2010 08:55
britexpat

Since this is medical research for the benefit of all, perhaps some QLers may volunteer their services...

By Rizks• 29 Nov 2010 08:53
Rizks

oh is it britey ? :(

Hmmm...will check it out throughly some day.

By britexpat• 29 Nov 2010 08:51
britexpat

Oh Youngling...

It is a well known fact that MOST women of the female persuassion have one breat slightly larger than the other..

By Rizks• 29 Nov 2010 08:41
Rizks

britey, why one is small and one big ? :(

Not a professional sculpturer...:(

By britexpat• 29 Nov 2010 08:35
britexpat

By Rizks• 29 Nov 2010 08:35
Rizks

Sand sculpture !

don wanna spoil my day watchin beheadin pic....:(

By mjamille28• 29 Nov 2010 08:34
mjamille28

Rizks, which pics? the beheading or the sand sculptures? :P

By britexpat• 29 Nov 2010 08:05
britexpat

I've seen a beheading ... It was free :O(

By Rizks• 29 Nov 2010 07:47
Rizks

Any Pics ? :(

By anonymous• 29 Nov 2010 07:44
anonymous

Did the chick have bite marks on her neck... and boobies?...lol

By one_shot• 28 Nov 2010 23:58
one_shot

lol, i liked the creativity , whats next??

By adey• 28 Nov 2010 23:42
adey

Parody becomes reality and reality becomes absurd.

By avam• 28 Nov 2010 23:39
avam

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

By Dracula• 28 Nov 2010 22:44
Dracula

I guess this is in "Funnies"

By IMI• 28 Nov 2010 22:42
IMI

I guess this is your link :-

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i64663

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