macho man marriage

jay.ho
By jay.ho

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

By gudone• 24 Nov 2010 14:45
gudone

haahaaa... LOL... nice,..

By anonymous• 24 Nov 2010 12:41
anonymous

kikichi

By prettyigorota• 1 Nov 2010 23:27
prettyigorota

Got an idea....okey!

By anonymous• 31 Oct 2010 13:34
anonymous

nice

By bubblymom• 31 Oct 2010 13:18
bubblymom

LMAO! :D

By anonymous• 31 Oct 2010 13:00
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Tit is a bird... Smokey...lol

The Great Tit is a passerine bird in the tit family Paridae. It is a widespread and common species throughout Europe.

End of Lecture...lol

By anonymous• 31 Oct 2010 12:51
anonymous

lol

By smoke• 31 Oct 2010 12:50
smoke

whose tits for tat? Rizks?

By drmana• 31 Oct 2010 12:43
drmana

Lol...tit for tat.

By anonymous• 31 Oct 2010 12:37
anonymous

hahahaha...really funny

By anonymous• 31 Oct 2010 12:19
anonymous

Rofl.....

By smoke• 31 Oct 2010 12:17
smoke

Rizks looks like you are all ready to wait outside that bride's house every day at 7.00 to see if you'd get lucky.

By Mr M.• 31 Oct 2010 12:14
Mr M.

Lol! good one!

By smoke• 31 Oct 2010 12:10
smoke

The_smart is not smart enough to catch the joke hmmm?

Thelucyshow, you dont have to laugh if you dont feel like it...its a free will world we live in :)

By anonymous• 31 Oct 2010 12:04
anonymous

Now what?????

By Rizks• 31 Oct 2010 12:01
Rizks

LOL

By the_smart• 31 Oct 2010 12:00
the_smart

ok , then ???????

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