who is better..??
the students who sits in the first bench and gets good marks will become an engineer or doctor...
the students who sits behind them are average...
they some how pass the exam and do commerce and MBA.
then manage engineers and doctors...
the students who sits last and dont pass the exams....
they will join politics and become minister...
and controls MBA people doctors and engineer....
the students who never gets into the class..
those who never study...
they goes to underworld....
and controls every one....
now what you think?
is it fare to waste 1/4th of our life for education just to learn how you can waste 3/4th???
hay i remember.....
one of my friend....(out of three)
he is aged...
came as lateral entry..
he was in love with a teacher. she was younger than him...
but she left the college.
but my friend.........
he started a new love......
towards another girl....
hahahhahahaha
ha ha ha...
all who had more than one girlfriend will become actor...
hero in films..
Eventhough it's been posted in FUNNIES, but i am not agreed with it...I was the first bencher but i am neither an engr nor a doctor..I chose COMMERCE for few reasons and i am quite successful in it...
those kids who would shout in the class would become lecturers
those who would jump and the class would become gymnastics
those who would become informers in the class and report the HOD about daily activities of the class would become spy agents like FBI and KGB
yep...:0)
lawa and those who stand outside the class were called as "outstanding students" and they would join the army in the future.
who are always standing in class those become police man and they control the whole society.
i used to sit in the first bench and was a good boy
same in my college also..
we were the only group who did the project by our self.
in our own college machine shop...
even my seniors used to go to some workshop and ask them to do the project..
we got the highest marks in our batch.
those late night machining work in the machine shops....
i cant forget those days.....
nice supeesh
but to be honest, all i've seen in final year engineering projects, buy an engine from a scrap shop, clean with diesel and petrol, little modification in shape, start with takk takk roarrrrrrrr, and get the passing marks ;)
hay come on....
i was joking........
check this...
http://www.gulf-times.com/site/topics/article.asp?cu_no=2&item_no=226957&version=1&template_id=36&parent_id=16
i am not a bad engineer....
Hell
Engineers k naam pe spot ;)
ohhhh
that mbbs......
you know..
when i joined engineering...
i had a confident that i will become 100% engineer.
after 1st year...
i was confident that i will become 75% engineer...
after second year...
50%
after third year...
25%
after completing final year.
i realized that i am not even 0%....
thats engineering........
supeesh
damn supeesh
how U missed them
MBBS = Member of Back Benches Society :P
when i was in 7th semester....
i had a feeling that...
i must join mbbs...
not engineering...
but during the 8th semester........
i became proud to be an engineer....
I was an active part of MBBS, but i became an Engineer.
i ll be second bencher........MBA....lol
hay i remember.....
when i was in 3rd semester...
there was a beautiful teacher for electrical subject...
at the starting... she used to wear a saree in the class...
and all students comes at the frond seats...
teacher thought that we are that much interested in subject...
but after one week...
she changed the saree to churidhar...
after that...
we sit at back..
not me...
just because i had short sight.
cant see the drawing in the board...
abdual kalam told....
some of the best brains are sometimes found at the last bench of the class....
its true...
the class and position in bench doesnt matter at all...
ya thats true.....
the one who passed his school by copying my answer became an engineer....
i still wounder how....
come on...
its just for fun...
that that in that sense
Average students do MBA??
Who was the dumb guy who told you that??
What about our Engineering class?
The one who sat in front also became an engineer and the one who sat on the last bench also became an engineer.