Expandable human organ

nite_rider
By nite_rider

The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"

Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal."

The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.

Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher.

"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."

"Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the male teacher.

He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you:

First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK.

Second, you have a DIRTY mind.

And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed.(bcoz no other part expand to 10 times of its usual size)"

By -DD-• 9 Oct 2010 14:30
-DD-

hahaha, very nice

By anonymous• 8 Oct 2010 18:09
anonymous

hehehe, lols ...nice one :)

By prettyigorota• 8 Oct 2010 18:06
prettyigorota

hahaha...nice one lol...

By amalp• 6 Oct 2010 10:03
amalp

haaaaaaaaa good one!

By khemcho• 6 Oct 2010 10:00
khemcho

lol

By gudone• 6 Oct 2010 09:44
gudone

and hms , did u call me??

By dota• 6 Oct 2010 09:43
dota

hahahaha....

By GodFather.• 6 Oct 2010 09:37
GodFather.

lol

By somwerNdmiddle• 6 Oct 2010 09:36
somwerNdmiddle

aylabet!

By bubblymom• 6 Oct 2010 09:35
bubblymom

ROFL! :D

By anonymous• 6 Oct 2010 09:34
anonymous

ROFL

By hms• 6 Oct 2010 09:29
hms

loving it.

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