Who wants the Key to Rizks??
The Core Committee of Qatar Living users have unanimously resolved to control the shooting hormones of the voracious QL user named Rizks with a view to keep Qatar clean and safe
It has been resolved to enforce the following device on him::
Chastity belts have been created for males and females.
The term "chastity belt" is also used as a metaphor in modern English to imply overprotectiveness. The term carries a derisive connotation and may also imply that the subject is antiquated, or is cumbersome, or provides unnecessary or unwanted protection.
According to modern myth the chastity belt was used as an anti-temptation device during the Crusades. When the knight left for the Holy Lands on the Crusades, he would force his Lady to wear a chastity belt to preserve her faithfulness to him. There is no credible evidence that chastity belts existed before the 15th century, more than one hundred years after the last Crusade.
However, the actual use, if any, of medieval chastity belts would have been very limited, as the metalworking of the times would have made it difficult to fashion a belt safe for long-term wear.[1]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chastity_belt
Now the Core Committee has been unable to decide upon whom the task of securing this device and custody of the key keeping in mind it has to been opened and resecured from time to time depending on Mr. Rizks call of the nature.
However a few names have been considered for this job.
1. Mr. Fried Unicorn
2. Mr. Colt 45
3. Mr. Pajju
4. Mr. Rishimba
5. Mr. Whytenight
6. Mr. Victory
7. Mr. Smoke
A few apprehensions on the suggestions of above names have been heard such as:
Mr Fried Unicorn might keep the key for himself and frame it along with his certificates on his wall.
Mr Colt might make a tiny hole in this gadget and ask Mr. Rizks to relieve himself.
Mr. Pajju might auction this key to the highest bidder.
Mr. Rishimba might forget where the key is misplaced when a bit on the high.
Mr. Wk may not open the lock when absolutely necessary and try to convince him that there is no need.
Mr. Victory may just unlock it and forget to re secure the family jewels
Mr. Smoke may have to take Rizks along with him on his beech jaunts and forget to bring him back.
In view of the above concerns we would request other QL members to apply for this service on the grounds of humanity and common good.
Thank you
Vic are you suggesting castration??? Permanent solution!!
A poor Rizk and the whole gang of QLers after him;
he may have received some positive messages and expected behaviour at QL ;D
Mehnis, u may need to drop the idea of manual protection; as he is allowed to have FOUR; searching for another 3 Nurses outside Hamad Hospital!
Right Rizks buddy. There should be no end to laughter and fun. That is the only thing that makes life worthwhile.
The most blessed are those who have an ability to laugh at themselves.
there is no END to this.....:)
Rizks that task has not been accomplished as yet. We are determined to pursue this to its logical end/
*Sleeping Mode*
MODs have taken the keys :-))
No takers as yet!!
Arien are you there?? Someone proposed your name for this job.
FU jaws tied down so that he cannot lick ''you know where''
lol Rizks it's especially for you... they're all anxious to get the job done don't you know that... :P
Jalebi why are you showing so much of Interest ?
You want to wear it or wat ? :)
Go ahead ! :)
Rizks, it's either you agree to be "belt-ed" or you will be thrown in a pit of hot lava... :P
Mehnis - Why jaws forced down?
So better you come forward and get this device fixed yourself. Or else the Core Committee would have to request the Baladiya to secure you as soon as possible with hands, paws tied and jaws forced down.
Aaeyoo Coconut Country people as well witht their Stingy Stinky Lungi's..?? Eeekkkss!!!
Bhagoooo.....
Not just one pathan Rizks a few others too from the coconut country. We are so concerned. That is why this proposal.
Lets just throw Rizks in Guantanamo true test of "chastity belt" guarantee against rape and temptation.
is my A*se in Danger ?
Whoz tat Pathan, baher nikal ? Come forward ? :(
Sorry,BUT i am strong enough to protect my round round bum.
I think no one is volunteering for the custody of the key because they fear that they may have to oil that bald head as part of the duties.
Hey Rizks it is for your protection too. Read above--
''They may be used to protect the wearer from rape or temptation''''
So we are trying to save your a**se
No i'm just volunteering to be in the room full of busty nurses...
We can put sanitary pads for Rizks for him to do his job. Oh wait was pamper...or pads...hmmmm
Kamino Kutto Me tum logo ka Khoon Peejaunga..."Dharmendra Style"....:)
i really dont understand wat is tat belt used for ?
I already have my waist belt...:(
I can use tat chasity belt to whipp Smoke....:)
Can we take it that Smoke is volunteering for this public service for the common good??
don't worry Mehnis, will hire hound dogs to track that baldy and then will proceed as planned... :P
Yes that is fine but the key?? who is going to keep that key??
I'm volunteering to be in that room of busty nurses...
MJ no one could get hold of him from yesterday. He absconded after seeing this thread. If you can get him by bashing his head in, sure go ahead-- Be my guest!!!
We should tie his hands too and leave him in a room full of busty nurses. Offcourse with chastity belt on.
I can see this job is still not accomplished, so how about I bash him on the head then you get it done with? :P
But I am surprised no volunteers as yet
We can put the key in his mouth and then secure it with the "chastity belt"
OR WE can use modern technology...no need for keys..we'll give him a eye and tongue scan in order to open the "chastity belt"..he'll pass the eye scan but then.....:P
One by one Smoke. But would you consider keeping this key??
We need to secure Rizk's face and base..there's no telling what he can do with that useless tongue of his.
lol LP...
When a P*nis pic is displayed so openly the MODS wont take any action....
BUT, when a busty nurse b**bs are shown "Little" they immediately take action as if someone has given them 5000Volts elec. shock ? :(
Rizks Mods are eager to implement this proposal
No Comments !!
I dont understand why the Mods have not deleted this thread yet ?
Wait lemme kick tat flag as offensive and contact buttons...:)
lol
Good Morning. Looks like there is only one name of Arien that is proposed so far.
Good Morning! Rizks is yet to comment on this very important thread...looool
FU I just wrote it laughing all the way based on a comment by the beautiful Doc... I hope no grammatical mistakes!!!!
OMG, rizk has a very bad day today it seems...
The common good LOL, I think you have to keep away all the QLrs men if it comes for the common good
waah... wat an idea sirjiii.... hats off!!!
lol meh
Hey not me Q1. Then he will ask me to oil his head too. A very slippery job. Not for me!!!!!!!
hahahahaaa and u mehnis missing in the list
Vic he is hiding. He was here just 15 minutes back wanting to test condoms which was what made me write this.
Samir as I wrote above it is for the 'Common Good'!!!
MJ too harsh to control our old buddy; he just got out of control sometimes......NOW he must be sleeeeeeeeeping at Home :)
hahahahaha.....poor rizks, as if bald head was not enough of a problem for him :-P
just sedate him and get it done.. :P
Actually about 10 minutes back Rizks was discussing condoms and how to test them. Doc got a bit annoyed and asked us to stop it. I just got this idea and posted this
Give it to Arien; he knows how to control RIZKY better :)
I think you should do a poll for selecting the right candidate.
Rizks will you have to keep up with this solution I think that only comes out of jealousy, Mehnis are you sure dude that you really care about the people around only.
;)
I'am yet to see that comment but this measure was needed for Rizks for sometime now loooooool...I hope he's online now ;))
Best International practise to secure Chastity! Lol
LOL - Excellent...:))