Some jokes.

There is always a “DRIVE SLOW” board near boy’s schools, but not near girl’s college. Why?

- COZ vehicles automatically go slow.

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A lady at the far end of the bar waves her arm in the air to get the attention of the waiter and by doing that, exposes her hairy armpit.

Down the other end of the bar is a very drunk man who says "Hey, get the ballerina a drink would you."

"How do you know she's a ballerina?"

"Well, no one else would get their leg up that high."

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Sardar gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre:

"Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl"

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• Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
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Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. Final conclusion ...If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf".