WHY INDIANS CAN'T BE TERRORIST
By every_mothers_n... •
10 REASONS--- Y INDIANS CANNOT BE TERRORIST
1. We are always late we would have missed the flight.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us!
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
India is a democratic country with open hearts/arms so obviously difficult to maintain the secrets....
Historically, We had been attacked several times but we don't want to counter attack, while in the process, we check other optional alternatives.....
Remember it is Mahatma Gandhi's peaceful nation!
LOL skdak! bloody yeah!
=Dura Lex Sed Lex=
how come i dont see any counterclaim from the indians for point 8? :-?
and the comment about the smell is...true.
in addition,
11. they would incessantly and needlessly and incomprehensibly bob their head to signal attack.
12. they would confer first and chitchat (for hours!) before attacking. and bob their head in the process.
13. lol.. im not adding anything for fear of being terrorised by karwa drivers.
:)
11. Indians are perfect pilots, and certainly would missed hitting tall structures.
hooray indian!
rest all i didn't understand what r u trying to say....
- Speaking loudly is our birth right.....
- See the airport, bus station or railway station.....there is one passenger and the whole village is there to pay the send-off.
- We always work as per IST (Indian Standard TIME,
minimum one hour late with GMT).
Small example, I have been to a training and post training, I updated my boss about the course, You will be shocked to listen what did HE asked me.........
Forget the course "TELL ME HOW WAS THE FOOD?"
Be positive buddy, WE live by our VALUES and CULTURE
MERA BHARAT MAHAAN!
LOL!
they put everywhere their flag around the world to mess!
thanks for the correction!
they will ................. everywhere their flag around the world to mess.
lovely indians!!!
plz fill in the blanks
they are already terrorist because of their smell
nuclear bomb smell!
they will talk loudly and bring attention to theirselves
like a parrot!
they can't keep a secret, they would have told everyone a week before doing it!
coz they are too "CHAMCHA"
they will everywhere their flag around the world to mess.
lovely indians!!!
used to think you guys have the best bomb...
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call me ONE.
Hmmm, saw this before, but about Egyptians.
lol..jai hind!
mo lang!
1. We are always late.......
because we have a busy schedule always!
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us!
...oh ya, we have too many of them to boast of!
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves
....that's b'cos we are confident people..lol!
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
......well cooking is an art too, and we are an artistic lot!
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down
....even Italians talk with their hands and the word 'mafia' originated there!
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
....we ALL have a direction & definite purpose.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
....a correction...we would put PAKI flag on the windshield...lol!
r u referring to BLOODY SMELLY INDIAN smell???
so say it loud. LOL
YOU HAVE A PERFECTLY NATURAL ADORABLE PERFUME TO BE MESMERIZED WITH BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE ...LONG LIVE INDIA!
want to add one more speciality.
every Indian on that plane would like to be a leader.
:)
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
Lovely nation. Lol.