Some laws Newton forgot

Law of queue:If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone:When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Law of Mechanical Repair:After your hands become coated with grease,ur nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi:If you tell the boss you were latefor work because you had a flat tire, the next morningyou will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM:When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT:When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:The severity of the itch isinversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE:People with the seats at the furthestfrom the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE:As soon as you sit down for a cup ofhot coffee, your boss will ask you to do somethingwhich will last until the coffee is cold.