My Near Death Experience
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
I said to her:
'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.
Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!
....I ALMOST DIED!!!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
As she got rid of the beer get in some gin - oh and get shot of her - she claely has no idea about male superiority...hic.......back to MY gin......the wife is chained to my cooker - cooking yah
dmigty, my condolences to you and your wife.
"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." Barack Obama
NOT THE BEER! DEAR GOD! ANYTHING BUT THE BEER! :-O
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Regards and strength to your wife in this time of loss.
My prayers for your family.
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"A LADY IS A WOMAN WHO MAKES A MAN BEHAVE LIKE A GENTLEMAN" Russell Lynes
brother-in-law who died 8 hours ago in our country after a few hours in life-support machines. This joke became real and my wife is really down right now!!!!!! I'm sending her back home to attend the funeral.
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
men who would die a painful death if this happened to them.
Hahahaha...men!!!
"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." Barack Obama
Winn-- hope ur still alive without ur beers... lol!
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”
funny!
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"A LADY IS A WOMAN WHO MAKES A MAN BEHAVE LIKE A GENTLEMAN" Russell Lynes
when the hell did you get married man last night you were single with in few hours you got married too :?
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typical man though ;)
Oh Please! Gimme a break! Men I Say!!!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
lol
Naye dost banane ki aadat hain hume, Apni alag pehchan banane ke aadat hain hume,Chahe koi kitna bhi zakhm de, Phir bhi muskurane ke aadat hain hume
great one...should have learned this from "your wife"!! he he he
oh those who are a man's life support! what happens when there is power blackout?
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
Vegas: doesnt the threat seem all too real...i mean...no beer???
Dragonfly: after reading this, i guess bachelorhood seems much more pleasant ;-)
Azi: yeah thats the true measure of a man's toughness :-p
Hahahah very funny :)
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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!
ROFL...this is a great one...clever wife...
You can't teach experience
after the WIFEY threw away the BEER...WHEHEHEHEHE
lol, Winn,
I would die because of that :P
nice joke man. i know u not talking about your own wife cos you still elligable bachelor.
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