Most stupid qoutes from commentators!!

they keep me giggling for ages :)

"It will be a once-in-a-lifetime experience that doesn't come along that often."

by your favourite footy manager - Steve McClaren

Some more, some repeated;

Here are 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio.

(1) Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

(2) New Zealand Rugby Commentator 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

(3) Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator : 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

(4) Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.'

(5) US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold> > Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! what have I just said??'

(6) Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

(7) A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

(8) Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

(9) Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'

(10) Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

(11) Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

(12) Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open : 'Some weeks Nick

likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

Call me Maninibat!

:)

"For those of you watching who haven't got television sets, live commentary is on Radio Two."

and my favourite..

"He's 31 this year. Last year he was 30."

thank you :)

once a football player said "my heart only have one colour, blue and white"

there sure are some stupid commentators, n black and white TV, oh I remember them well.

Rayyz link gives it as:

"Steve is going for the pink ball - and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green."

Thanks Rayyz

from a test match involving the West Indies

"The bowling's Holding, the batsman's Willie"

thanx, those are brilliant!!!!

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Loads more over here. I'm a F1 fanatic, loved those Murrayisms!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A6564341

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The snooker one may be the commentator who said.

"For those of you watching in black and white, the red he's after is the one behind the pink"...or something similar.

yep, remember that one, great!!!!

Colemanballs is a general term used for sporting howlers. The term was coined at the Montréal Olympics in 1976. David Coleman was commentating on an athletics race, when sprinter Alberto Juantorena suddenly speeded up and took the lead, which led to Coleman saying:

And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

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Cricket commentators Don Mosey and Brian Johnston were in the commentating box for the BBC World Service in a test match between West Indies and England at the Oval. Batsman Peter Willey was at the stumps, bowler Michael Holding was at the crease:

And the commentators started saying something like this, "We welcome World Service listeners to the Oval, where the bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey."

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there was a classic one from a snooker match but for the life of me I cant remember it,

maybe Britexpat or Mr P might help me out???

I got one for you. In the 1987 Super Bowl between the Washington Redskins and the Denver Broncos, an offensive player was streaking towards the goal line. He had a clear field in front of him and the closest defender was about 7 - 10 yards behind him. The announcer made the bold proclomation. "He is gone, unless they can catch him." Thanks for clearing that up for me.

"I don't think so. Homey don't play dat."

Homey Da Clown