Why Men Die First
Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else.
Why do men die first? Because they want to.
Cry me a river =)
Why do you do this to us ?
Last week, I came home and the car was in the dining room.
"How did you get the car in here Love?" I asked
"Easy, I took a left at the kitchen." she said :O(
Always wanna play the victim :p
Are you saying that you would answer the phone and let your poor hard working husband sleep ?
drmana actually I was about to post the same thing, did a search and realised that it's been posted before so just commented on that thread :)
How true!
No! It doesn't.....
Why is it that if the phone rings at two in the morning, the wife will look at you and say "Who's that calling at this time?"
What caused the revival of this 2 year old thread?
WK, you realised this is true after 2 long years of this being posted? :-)
Why men die first ?
Because they want to !
So true
kikiki lolz
hmmm lol
i think its more than enough to explain how ... actually men die first...but in the end if the man die first he is a tiresome ... if he is not he is stubborn..haha
lol nice one..damned if you do and damned if you dont...