Conversation between two ghosts
1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.
1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator.
Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating.
1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die....
2nd ghost : How about you? How u die?
1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man.
One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house.
Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone.
I must find where that bastard is hiding.
So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there.
So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing.
Because of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost :Why you never look for the bastard in the fridge? The bastard was hiding there.
We both might be alive now!!
good one
Very Interesting----
LOL this is so funny... love it.
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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I saw those two ghost the other day in plain daylight. They where sunbathing their super pale skin in the pool, they only spoke mandarin...
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers
Cute ghosts, tho.
:D
Hahahaa..!
Only difference of human? I think He must be having HomeRun on U now a days :D:D
"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO
@ spicemom :
- cheaterrrrrrrr
@ yousri:
- thin & tall...ROFL, HAHAHAHAHA
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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?
ROFLOL - a baseball bat is simply a baseball bat the one you play baseball with
the diff between my husband and a baseball bat is one is my husband is human the bat is not.........
p/s - to refer one's husband as a baseball is utterly mean by my standards......lol
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Ur Husband is thin n tall thats why u r calling him Baseball Bat? Sad to know... lol :p
"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO
>gets wooden spokes ready..........and holy water too........heheheehehe
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
...comming...
no worries i sleep with a baseball bat by my bed.........muahhahhahhahahah
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
SpiceMom, dunt worry, I am at home,lol..!
"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO
loved it! will go check to make sure no 'ghost' in the fridge...............lol
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
lol.
Old but in a nice way!
Thnx
"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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dammed ghost
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers
hehehehehe......funny
Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....
lol
.....KEEP GOING ON WITH YOUR CHUCKLING CONTRIBUTION....:O)
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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This has been posted before, but still it's a good laugh! hehehehe
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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Very funny !!!
Snowstorm yur on a roll tonight .... good one.
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
Yikes,
how could you BF, im not a ghost.
Never go younger by a month, a hard bod is no substitute for wisdom.
Ohmyjeez, i can feel ghost sitting beside me, lol.
Stay REAL
hahahaha....oh QL ur my stress reliever...
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.&q