Hundred dollars on privates
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What
the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on
his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two,
once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money
feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you
can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Forgiveness is life...:)
Boooohooo !!!
ALTHOUGH YOU ACT LIKE MY BABY BROTHER! LOL
Yes ... my son call you 'uncle jeff'. You can fit as QT's blonde brother. :-)
Forgiveness is life...:)
great granda ...
Forgiveness is life...:)
you playing with M? My mind boggling now ... Say 'hi' to M from me pls.
Forgiveness is life...:)
ha ha ha
lol dirty mind is what keeps QL going lol
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Play scrabble, of course. What did you think, you dirty mind?
Sylwia
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imao sylwia
thats too much information for QL kids lol
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Thanks, Harsha.
Novi, I played with the girls, now they are in bed, I'm playing with M.
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a really gud one.. and for a difference i read somethin new on ql than the jokes which u must have read earlier.. lol. gud one sylwia...
You made my drink come out of my nose though!
LOL
Sylwia , QT , Xonic you guys still here ???
QT ... my husband said you must have a long bloody list ... you typing it in Ms.Word or what? Text not good enough for you ?
And dont worry ... i am doing my best to find your princess Fiona ...
Sylwia ... i thought you suppose to play with the girls?
The Xonic, you have nothing else to do today?
I'm gonna kill you!
QT how did shrek get princess fiona??? obviously the same way :D ..., every shrek has his day :P
IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI
Sylwia, I'm always nice!
Thexonic, ...and how do you propose I do that? I look like Shrek remember?
QT I agree with Sylvia, I wont be very happy either and I wont be very happy if u wont bring ur lady with u the next time u come... so u better find someone :D
IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI
thanks for informing us
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QT, you are charming too, but next time you better be nice to me or I won't be very happy!
Sylwia
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But next time you better bring your hubby out, otherwise I won't be very happy!
This inner charm of ours!
Sylwia
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Swissy, I'm really sorry my computer is screwed up, I cant come online until the end of this month, cuz my dad will get me a laptop at that time and then I will have access to yahoo and msn, for now, I barely have access to Qatarliving and facebook :(
IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI
Sylvia anything u post will have a life of its on ;) lol :P, its the magic of being charming... only people like u and I can do it :D
IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI
The joke was funny though!
I think I hijacked few threads myself, so I'm not throwing that stone.
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dont worry the hijackers are here i was on that too but no one helped me lol
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Plus my topic is better :P
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Sorry didn't know, thexonic. But just look at the thread, it lives a life on its own. Worth posting the joke just for that :)
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Sylvia, sorry hun but this joke is repeated... here
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/40245
IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI
:-)
YOU ARE, QT???? ;) After all this!
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QT its better to have a 6 million dollar cheque as a tattoo, 400 dollar bill will run out :D
IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI
:-P
I am thinking of getting a tatto of chocolate ice cream on my neck :P, not that i dont taste sweet as it is, but it will boost up the sugar :D
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Line dancing...pffftttt....no self respecting Texan does that...we do the Texas 2 step, waltz, polka and jitterbug...only line dance we do is the cotton eyed joe or schottish. Ok..on rare occasions you might find us doing the Freeze...but only after quite a few drinks..
AND, if you can find a place in Doha that has country music to dance to, I'll teach you all those dances...
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
Hahhaha good joke sylvia :D
IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI
Cornellian, I think I've met you on Novi's BBQ....
I was the one who couldn't understand why you would study in Qatar...
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OHH thank you for the compliments!! Um when do I have to deliver payment for those???
Ohh know about the finals and such...last week and this week will be VERY busy for me too...Did you go to convocation??? I sat with someone you probably know, for the entire program.
The top is so dang comfortable...just bought it and wanted to wear it out on the town...so did...and you KNOW I love you too sweetie..
Hey...you going anywhere this summer like you did last summer, or are you going to be around town?
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
What's that about? LOL
Yes, will be for most of the summer..will take a month off in mid june thru mid july and head back to Texas for a bit. Have to take mom up to Washington state for a family reunion...
I'll be here for the hottest part of the summer, so hang in there!! Are you staying here for the summer?
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
That's why its nice to just be a brother once in a while!
As for house, do you have the latest episodes?
I haven't been in touch since leaving the UK
But on House, they all cover eachother's backs and that's the only way they get through ;)
We either work as a team, or we're both doomed. Haven't u ever heard the saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"?
Man I feel so bad for ur sisters! lol, ur such a goodie-too-shoes kid!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
Although I need to check the pics again to remember! LOL
First of all, I saw the pics and u looked amazing and I so loved ur top.
Second, I love u.
Third, I didn't show up cause I've been having finals last week and this week :(
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
:-)
I stick up for you against our parents and you stab me in the back!
Right, I get it! I have MUG written across my forehead!
Who do you think I am? Malcolm in the middle?
I'm more like Doctor House! Everyone Lies! LOL
ya been doin'? are ya gonna be around for the summer??
where the heck were YOU last Thursday night????? *hands on hips, raised eyebrow, tapping foot*
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
Tsk tsk tsk I have so much to teach lil grasshoper. See when u apologise, u'll only confirm that u did something wrong and u'll get punished but if u pretend like nothing wrong happened and just smile and joke then they'll forget about it and ur off the hook.
And one more thing, even if u hate ur sister, u still stick together against the parents! ALWAYS! Cause once they divide u apart and turn u against eachother then u've got no chance to get away with anything.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
I thought you had mastered that skill! LOL :-P
QT, what's wrong with u?! She's standing on YOUR side, and yelling at ME for bullying YOU, and then YOU apologize?? LMAO! Ur a hopeless brother.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
Sorry mom!
She started it! LOL
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It's so true!
Stop fighting you two ... QT and Corne ... Corne, dont bully your brother ... he is very sensitive.
Wow QT, I'm not used to this reaction. Me and brother used to go on for ages and he'd always end up kicking my ass and I couldn't stop laughing cause his comebacks were just too funny! But I don't know how to deal with crying! lol
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
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:-P
I'm off to cry like a big baby now!
Larry has to keep his Hundred dollars lorry safe from muggers;p
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Just because you drank that magic potion to make u pretty, doesn't mean you're beautiful on the inside!
:-P
Hey, atleast unlike u, I'm pretty on something! :D
Don't be jealous lil one :P
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
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Darude was never there as a father!
He was a bad dad!
Riiiiight Novi, that's what they all say, and before u know it ur being dropped off at the Mummy Market for a newer model. Don't say I didn't warn u ;)
Phew! Finally u disowned me! I am no longer an Ogre...yay! :D
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
*shock*
no fathers around????
hmmm???
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hangon a mins ... if i am QT's mum means i am ur mum too. But then ... QT have disowned you ...
Novi, thank you! You are great! :-)
Corne, You are no longer my sis! I've disowned you! :-P
I dont do smack or spanking to my child. I do gave him a mouthfull and earfull though. Go and ask him ...
Sylwia ... i dropped you a PM ... pls return it as soon as possible.
Corne ... as far as he is in Qatar he will not replace me with another mom. I know he loves his mom ... :D
Between me and u Novi, I've heard him say that ur not his favorite mom and that he's thinking of exchanging u...uh oh...
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
And I have to go and play with my children finally. They threatened that if I don't play they'll scare me with the photo of Thang :P
Novi, maybe you didn't love him enough....
Sylwia
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Learn some manners Corne! LOL
next time grab him and smack him on the floor
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And how dare Corne said you are an unloved child? After what i have done for you ???
So far, I have 3 mothers, Novi, Azi and PM
2 aunties, Oryx and Sylwia and an evil big sister, Corne!
What more could I ask for?
Maybe QT was an unloved child with everyone teasing him for being soooooo photogenic? That's why now he's seeking to make up his own imaginary family...it's ok QT...we love u *fingers crossed behind her back*
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
Mr LCD, new nickname for QT (Lovely Charming Drunk).
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I had fun ... just had to end too early :-( You guys know i did not came out that much in the night... and once i came out i had to go home quickly because 'my baby' playing up.
You are funny! xxx
You've brightened up my day! Knowing I'd make a good case study!
get near me else this time it will be you begging me QT :D
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his mother and his grandma? And i think he have earnt himself a nick name too ...
I'm hoping to see him sober one day.. I mean when we both are sober. hmmmm.... ok, may take long time :)
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I'm pretty, charming and definately not cross eyed!
LOL
Well, I had fun anyway! I hope you guys did too!
made Mila his Aunt and Oryx his grandma
this thursday it was Sylwia
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Hmmm...Sylwia...even Shrek was no competition! lol
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
"You do need to see QT when he is drunk he will make you his aunt or mother or grand ma.'
Darude!!! I completely forgot that one, that was great!! ha haha ha!
Sylwia
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and what will you name him
Mr. Pretty Drunk
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Ah dear QT, practical work is everything! why study from books when I can see real life mental illnesses right here ? :P
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
dont worry she will come out soon who knows tuesday night
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How could I let a chopper take me away from Qatar NOW??? Never!
QT, of course you are! We all saw it on the photo you are with me. I'm no competition for you!
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After seeing thursday pics, I'm never missing out on QL meetings! Who needs entertainment when they can see QT with alcohol :P
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
Should you be studying! eh?
You still have one exam left!
Grrr!!
You do need to see QT when he is drunk he will make you his aunt or mother or grand ma.
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I should get the job!
Haven't you seen the photos of Thursday night?
LOL QT's become paranoid! Great job guys! :P
Now we just need to make sure that he stays away from all sharp objects! lol
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
just dont jump too high that the chopper flying above grabs you and take you away
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No, because when he drinks he doesn't like me :P
Sylwia
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you dont need to cheer him up
just give him some drinks and he will be fine and kinda lost too
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sylwia become cheerleader? lmao
Sylwia ... do you know the instructor in aspire call Inna? Is she Polish? She talk just like you and Irrysa.
You know, Darude, I could jump with those pompons, but not sure if this would look any good, I'd be fired very quickly.
Sylwia
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For me cos I offered to cheer you up!
This is how they pay me for my good heard here, on QL!
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step back am asking her to be our team cheerleader.
you go get back to work :D
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good one..
ROFLMAO
I'm just an overpaid couch potato! :-)
ah we are missing cheerleader in out cricket team :P
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I won't do anything to you, I promise! I only look scary. But I can try to cheer you up if you are down. :)
Sylwia
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next time lock him on weekends in his home so he doesnt step out.
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the only reason you locking your door because you dont want to go out and rather being a couch potato...
i aint doing anything i am in my office and all the doors are open :D
dont know about sylwia whats she upto
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You guys are beginning to scare me!
I'm locking my doors and not answering my door to anyone until you guys tell me you won't do anything to me!
:-(
dont look fine to me?
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:-(
He he he, QT, sounds like Darude has a good idea, but if you don't want to.....
Sylwia
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Leave me out of this!
Been in enough trouble over the last few weeks thanks!
:-P
Besides, I don't like anything painful. I'm a bit of a wuss! :-)
go forgiven lol
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lets send him for this tattoo lol
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;P
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you cheeky bugger funny
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Very Funny!!!! LOL!!!
Life is beautiful !!!
Good one
Unfortunately I never remember jokes, no matter how hard I try to remember them :/
Sylwia
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LMFAO.....
“Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.”
Martin Luther King.
Gotta try and remember that one...thanks for the laughs.
Stay safe.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
hahaha
Hahahahaha... :D
be the First ONE to LOVE...~Chiara Lubich
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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:-)
hahahahahha...
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
nice one!!!!!!!!! :) xx