Exams!!
Four students were boozing till late night and didn't studyfor the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.
Then they went up to thedean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
The Dean was a Just person so he said "You can have a retest after 3days". After 3 days they said they were ready.
The Dean said that as this was a special condition
All four were required to be in separate rooms for the test.They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days. The test consisted of two questions with a total marks of 100.
Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)
Q2. Which tyre burst ? (98 marks)
To Live Is To Die.....Life Is Like A Fuse.....So Short And Burning Really Fast.....So Live Your Life To The Fullest.....!!!!!
You can't outsmart the dean!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. "
Ralph Waldo Emerson
hehehe u can't fool the dean
Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....
"been there, done that!", said the DEAN :-)
lol
too funny!
deans...deans...deans.....hm...are they educators, managers, or school politicians?
hehhehehhehe good one ...who they tryin to kid?the dean or themselves........lol
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......