Baby with no ears

dweller
By dweller

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.


Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.


When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'


The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.


Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'

 

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

 

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses'.

By shinning_star• 22 Apr 2008 14:40
shinning_star

hehehe.....he's done it again....

what a kid,my mom just asked me

whats wrong with me why was i laughing like a loonitic

 

 

 

 

Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....

By alain_arts• 5 Apr 2008 17:17
alain_arts

Johnnie.... lol 

 

 

***** I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. ******

By RS• 5 Apr 2008 17:14
RS

From Lil Jonnie

By Snowstorm• 5 Apr 2008 17:11
Snowstorm

is when the guy picks the other with a spear and tosses him over

 

 

 

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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By Snowstorm• 5 Apr 2008 17:10
Snowstorm

looks very cute.......

 

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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By lipstick• 5 Apr 2008 17:08
lipstick

so funny

By bakamuna• 5 Apr 2008 17:08
bakamuna

snowstorm the animation reminds me of mortal combat..very coool

By Snowstorm• 5 Apr 2008 17:06
Snowstorm

 

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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By Snowstorm• 5 Apr 2008 17:03
Snowstorm

 

johnnie strikes again.....

 

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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By bakamuna• 5 Apr 2008 17:00
bakamuna

heheh :) guys in my office are looking at my face..they dnt know why i am laughing so much for :)

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