Difficult things to say when you're drunk
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No shawerma for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in public.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more grog for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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Listen to Many..Speak to a few.
saying "rattle your bottles in rollocks back yard" three times at speed when you are a bit tipsy.
drink alone doesn't make all of these pronunciations difficult....
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welcome back novi hope you had a wonderful trip, we were talking abt you last night at the bbq hope to see ya soon,
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Welcome back abopard mate, hope you enjoyed the trip. Hows little Sammy? Hope he had a blast.
Like i said, welcome back. And good one too!
and may i ask how you know all these difficult cant say things
and may i ask how you know all these difficult cant say things