WHY GIRLS SHOULD MARRY AN ENGINEER

TailChopper
By TailChopper

Why you should marry an Engineer Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.

Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.

Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.

The arts graduate is still looking for a job.

And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.

The Management graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts graduate who will 'change major'.

And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.

And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.

Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The lawyers will lie about everything.

Management graduates will cheat your money.

The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.

Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. plus they r cooler than the others 

By quadir siddiquee• 20 Sep 2010 07:00
quadir siddiquee

ya this is tru

By jasmines• 20 Sep 2010 06:53
jasmines

I believe so!

By Rev.s• 18 Sep 2010 20:58
Rev.s

First person in my life was Engineer ! they are Romantic

By anonymous• 18 Sep 2010 20:51
anonymous

engineers always look for solutions to problems....and i bet most girls find this boring and unromantic.

By FlyingAce• 18 Sep 2010 20:30
FlyingAce

I am not Engineer, Who will marry me?????

By Rev.s• 18 Sep 2010 20:29
Rev.s

I always wanted to be a *Mechanic* !!

By Mandilulur• 17 Sep 2010 00:57
Mandilulur

Marry an engineer? Girls should BE engineers!

Mandi

By adey• 16 Sep 2010 20:46
adey

Artists are erotic.

And the ladies know it! :P

By TailChopper• 16 Sep 2010 20:28
TailChopper

flan, if you are an engineer, you are right....if u r not u r wrong

By flanostu• 16 Sep 2010 16:38
flanostu

an instant mood killer when trying to chat up a woman is to tell them you're an engineer.

By anonymous• 16 Sep 2010 16:32
anonymous

whatever flies ur birdie !!

By Blood• 16 Sep 2010 16:06
Blood

God I am not an engineer!!!

By joshnauriyal• 16 Sep 2010 16:05
joshnauriyal

well i dont have any problem with my engineeer

By Khawaga• 16 Sep 2010 16:01
Khawaga

The only problem with engineers is that they can only talk specs and jargon. In short: no game. Give me romance over secure lifestyle any day of the week and twice on Sunday!

By joshnauriyal• 16 Sep 2010 16:01
joshnauriyal

iam lucky i am married to an engineeer hahaha

By Kuttapai• 16 Sep 2010 16:00
Kuttapai

we had an Accounts Engineer in my previous company in Qatar

By GodFather.• 16 Sep 2010 15:46
GodFather.

nice one WK..:P

By shiv_s• 16 Sep 2010 15:44
shiv_s

Nice one TaliChopper!

@ Nabeel - calm down man... this is all meant for fun. Nothing serious Ok.

By TailChopper• 16 Sep 2010 15:25
TailChopper

good 1 blue panther!

By aneehs• 16 Sep 2010 15:22
Rating: 2/5
aneehs

good 1 blue panther!

By anonymous• 16 Sep 2010 15:20
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

My engineering friends has a habit of Destroying things inorder to see how they work..

Dude, type "Engineer" across your forehead and say "Engineer" after you introduce yourself to everyone - chicks dig that....don't forget to remind women that you are an engineer and your above points - the AXE effect for real!!!

By TailChopper• 16 Sep 2010 15:20
TailChopper

aneehs dont hijack :( let people comment

By aneehs• 16 Sep 2010 15:11
aneehs

tailchop..dont worry we try to look suitable candidate for u.so guys make a thread for tailchopper.

By nabeel• 16 Sep 2010 15:10
nabeel

it's all bullshit to say that to marry a engineer is better...theres no judgement to this..

whether u marry a doctor a businessman or a clerk what all depends is ur behaviour and respect towards ur wife ur girlfriend and love u have for her.

eventually ur relationship will be strong

By TailChopper• 16 Sep 2010 15:08
TailChopper

thats the actual point :(

By aneehs• 16 Sep 2010 15:05
aneehs

peacock ur right!

By anonymous• 16 Sep 2010 15:03
anonymous

I GUESS Tailchopper is an engineer and he is not getting any girl... :)

By gudone• 16 Sep 2010 15:02
gudone

oh.. so engineers hav gr8 demand???? i missd

By Victory_278692• 16 Sep 2010 14:51
Victory_278692

;)............Extra skilled are dangerous, similar to little knowledge.....sorry no takers yet.

By TailChopper• 16 Sep 2010 14:51
TailChopper

aneehs, your guess is right! :) If you are a careless spender!

By anonymous• 16 Sep 2010 14:48
anonymous

Vic I am an Engineer with management degree and a course in Psychology.. I am too random ;o)

By aneehs• 16 Sep 2010 14:47
aneehs

tailchopper...Engineers are the most stingy..i guess!

By a2z• 16 Sep 2010 14:45
a2z

I can't stop myself from saying this...

SaeedKhan you are a Genius !

By arecel• 16 Sep 2010 14:43
arecel

hilarious! so ok, gonna find an engineer for myself...:-)

By Victory_278692• 16 Sep 2010 14:43
Victory_278692

I confirm WK...is an Engineer, any taker ;)

By TailChopper• 16 Sep 2010 14:41
TailChopper

nice :)

By anonymous• 16 Sep 2010 14:39
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

An artist, an architect and an engineer are asked if they'd rather have a wife or a mistress.

The artist replies "Man, I'd take a mistress, ya know? nothing tied down, no commitment. yeah, a mistress is the way to go."

The architect replies "Well, I think I would have to say I'd prefer a wife. I'd like to start a family and build on that foundation."

The engineer replies "I'd like to have both. That way each of them would think I was with the other and I could go down to the office and get some work done."

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