Still unemployed and looking for a better job..............Pray for me dude ...........Or do let me know about any openings at [email protected]. Regards and thanx in advance.
thought you and the others would get a kick out of this joke:
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered "Sure."
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an e-mail on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes received a response.
Finally he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep."
"That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car. Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will give me back my sheep?"
"Okay... Why not." answered the young man.
"Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd.
"That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required" answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you know jack about my business...
There was little money available and no clear plan on what to do with the Fartfactory.
And QT warned me!
The excuses were myriad.
Many assumed the KFC simply did not want to draw anymore fart-related attention .
But the fartfactory ruin became impossible to ignore.
An informal support network made up of local nationals ( thanks Q.L. ) and expatriates who didn't want to see the fartfactory disappear pressured KFC to act. A group of expatriates, who have transformed one of the empty gasfactory buildings into a well-known punk concert venue, have likewise called attention to the factory's history. Known as "Top Fart Squat," they have produced a virtual tour of the fart-gasfactory, hung information signs on site, and even produced a documentary video ( with real farts )-- all on their own dime.
My new bussines is born.
:)
"life's too short so make the most of it, I only live forever......."
I am way too busy! :) got 5 jobs at the moment. 1.Business Company Adviser 2.Marketing Executive 3.Licensed Agent of IDL 4. Mother of 2 children and 5. a Wife. lol!
Hallie, thank you for asking what this thread is for? I created this thread to get to know QL members who will respond for I am new here. I hope I have not offended you and other QL members in any way by asking the type of job you are in.
In my contract, I'm "Instructor" so I'm supposed to be instructing Qatari "shobob" about how to communicate in this language I inherited from my parents. Actually, I don't really instruct but I supervise the classroom playground.
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Construction....
SANTA
one of the threads reminded me of my dream job...it is librarian
100th post Gud luck (:
Still unemployed and looking for a better job..............Pray for me dude ...........Or do let me know about any openings at [email protected]. Regards and thanx in advance.
O i am the Project Control manager of operations by Deadman Inc.
Real Estate
JObless...ho ho
Lol Nomi..Are you from the town of Hamelin?? Wn ur around I think we need to go in cage to protect out dreams. ((:
Marketing
Administration
Cook
Tour guide
landlover, no need for a cage,...I'm like the "Pied Piper"...:)
yeah...
Nom...How big is your cage?? ((:
I am a Dream Catcher.
Construction.
Marketing Manager for Jewellery
Yes!! i am from Hospitality Industry and nothing much i could ask for!
cheers folks
IT
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
.After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Does anyone else wish to join me in the playground as an assistant? To repeat, I am a playground supervisor.
nice one LOL ;-)))..
thank you the roc -lol
manyana= congrats on yr soon to be MOM title and to yr new bundle of joy......
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
physiotherapist
Rock.... good joke
Manyana congrate on the new arrival.
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
I was working as Auditor but now am a lady of leisure and a mom soon......
thought you and the others would get a kick out of this joke:
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered "Sure."
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an e-mail on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes received a response.
Finally he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep."
"That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car. Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will give me back my sheep?"
"Okay... Why not." answered the young man.
"Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd.
"That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required" answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you know jack about my business...
Now give me back my dog."
I am a travel journalist, I was writing for a local magazine back in Uk.
But I haven't been working as a journalist for some time now.
Kismet
Lolz
not as easy as it sounds. got its tensions
but yes, that feeling has its fun!
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
Hey guys,
Well I am into Charter Aviation.I am happy that my Job is my passion. Flying private....I mean making others fly private.
LOVE Really Does Mean Never Having To Say Your Sorry..
the rock - how simple is that huh?and getting paid for it too.......gj :O)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
i'm in the business of telling people what they already know and charging for it :)
.... aka Consultant
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
Project Management... high-rise towers
I am a scientist in a laboratory and an instructor at a community college in the USA
tra la la
No, spicemom, you didnt!
There was little money available and no clear plan on what to do with the Fartfactory.
And QT warned me!
The excuses were myriad.
Many assumed the KFC simply did not want to draw anymore fart-related attention .
But the fartfactory ruin became impossible to ignore.
An informal support network made up of local nationals ( thanks Q.L. ) and expatriates who didn't want to see the fartfactory disappear pressured KFC to act. A group of expatriates, who have transformed one of the empty gasfactory buildings into a well-known punk concert venue, have likewise called attention to the factory's history. Known as "Top Fart Squat," they have produced a virtual tour of the fart-gasfactory, hung information signs on site, and even produced a documentary video ( with real farts )-- all on their own dime.
My new bussines is born.
:)
"life's too short so make the most of it, I only live forever......."
Scientist
Instructor
tra la la
am an engineer........(also a wife and mom):O)
hey drac did i ruin yr fartgas factory??
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Someone destroyed my bussiness with a warning-topic about KFC- gas maker!
After this warning-topic,my Dow it's 11.589
There is no blood in the streets with the Dow close to 12,000.
That will come later, when it's at 7,000. Think it can't happen? Watch.
I wish to be rich like you QL's!
Since i humbly do not fall into that category i will sleep soundly at night.
Lol! how's the Fartgas Factory going? Big profits? ;)
It's great 2 be loved!
ok, ok Mystica , i gave up...
I'm the owner of a Fartgas Factory.
Business Consultant & Investor
what a job for you Mr. Dracula! ;)
It's great 2 be loved!
LOL
LOL
...It's true! What a volatile life!
Bloodsucker
Yep! both my children loves me sooo much and they are very happy that I am their Mom! ;)
It's great 2 be loved!
General Accountant, Executive Assistant, Event Coordinator, Advertising & Promotional Gift Items Agent... hahahaha... lots and lots of workloads...
Anyone who are interested in placing advertisements in a lifestyle magazine and looking for premium promotional gift items? Give me a private message.
Thanks
I am a chef....
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
Mystica, I believe that the best job that you are in is being the best mom for your children.
good joob
i work in accounts management.
I am way too busy! :) got 5 jobs at the moment. 1.Business Company Adviser 2.Marketing Executive 3.Licensed Agent of IDL 4. Mother of 2 children and 5. a Wife. lol!
It's great 2 be loved!
Marketing/admin/purchasing...ahhhh too much work!
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
lIKE THE SWISSGIRL......PAINTER,TEACHER, MOTHER ,WIFE, COOK,TRANSLATER,NURSE,AND SOME OTHERS...
Embalmer hahahahah lol!!!!!!!!!
my life revolves around them... best gift ive ever had...
i work for nasa :)
Construction site manager, marine works.
buttercupryle - collections agent? is that for the manila mafia? :-)
Design Engineer - Oil n Gas offshore piping and pipelines
personal shopper.
chaud
Am a Site Manager O & G Project
I Am!
"Fascinated with Supercars but can’t afford it yet, so I settle down for a humble Jeepney. Proud Noypi!"
I'm a proud mom and a colections agent here in Manila
"Everything in life is destiny."
"Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray" (anonymous)
Admin Asst 1
Mesaieed, Qatar
ADMIN ASST. DOHA OFFICE
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I like your profession..hehehe!
And it's great to be a mom..say a Supermom!
I'm a watcher... (watching tv,watching kids..u know)
have a great day motors071907..welcome to QL!
Swissgirl39...you're a mother. It sounds about the same as what dw does. Are you happy doing all these things?
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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Safety Engineer
Marketing & Admn
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Producer
SALES
Everything is temporal, but... change.
research
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pRaCtIcE mAKeS iT pErFEct!
bUt
nObOdYs pErFEct!
sO why PRACTICE
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YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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Security Projects Manager
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
My job is so dirty that it got censored in here tooooo. Now I reached my dream point in Bowling Hahahahahahahah
Me I am a shit cleaner. I clean other people's shit.
Now I am one point away from my dream point in every bowling game I play! LMAO
Philanthropist/Investor.
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www.nfcr.org
was ,, hehehe, legal advisor-(contracting&negotiations)
Imports Executive
Sr. Application Developer
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
System-on-Chip Design Engineer
Cost Accountant
Building refineries all over the world...
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
bird chaser
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Technical Software
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
n/a
social director category...chief gopher, and volunteer.
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
Graphic and advertising.
IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI
Thanks for all your replies.
Hallie, thank you for asking what this thread is for? I created this thread to get to know QL members who will respond for I am new here. I hope I have not offended you and other QL members in any way by asking the type of job you are in.
Thank you.
construction oil and gas,
"Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit."
Graphic designer...
Have A Great Day.....
Construction- LNG
Automation Eng
teacher
nurse
psychologist
cook
driver
comedian
doctor
actress
secretary
....
so whats it what i am????
*WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU KNEW YOU COULD NOT FAIL?*
http://www.myswitzerland.com/en.cfm/home
i'm in an interesting job field.
I do modeling too, lol
Never go younger by a month, a hard bod is no substitute for wisdom.
Marketing and Commercial model.
This thread is for what?
Life is beautiful !!!
plant mechanic
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Playground supervisor!
In my contract, I'm "Instructor" so I'm supposed to be instructing Qatari "shobob" about how to communicate in this language I inherited from my parents. Actually, I don't really instruct but I supervise the classroom playground.
Oilfield...
:D
Law and Investment Banking
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