QL May - Jun Report :)

landloverreview
By landloverreview

Qatari is busy out cursing Ahmad for not finishing site Upgrade on time.
Ahmad is struggling with verification code he has to type on each preview of his design.
Britexpat is relaxing after washing is yellow speedo for 10th time blaming Qatar Meteorology Department.
Rizks emporium is closed in corniche and he has recently subscribed with Doha Divers to open the world’s first underwater karak shop.
After the City in the night thread we never seen Dracula may be he is lost in the dark city.
Darudais rotating his hand clock to 180 degrees to confirm whether the meeting is at 2PM or 2 AM.
UK-E is under new trail in his wife court for scanning two young chicas in Villagio showing much of their flesh.
Tinkerbell is banging the inert QL Indian Group to get some moderation job.
Khanan was kidnapped in Doha Jadeed while checking his six abs in shop mirror.
Timebandit is in hospital after trying a new waxing technique deep down the valley.
An Egyptian girl calls Kareena to inquire about David and kareena tells her www .97%
Fatimha is busy making writing her Ramadan Plans.
Mimi was spotted reading “Top 5 finger strength Training” as she has to wear a new stone ring soon.
Nomerci has started a new research project to find out how the seedless labeled grapes in Lulu got seeds in it.
Frenchsister goes to Qatar Navigation to find out where the Western Sisters live in Doha.
NSA recorded Snessy’s call to (911 Paris) from her wardrobe telephone complaining about the brutal murder of a baby lizard in her room.
Babu Rao is fighting with chronic diarrhea after accidentally drinking the lemon juice he prepared for his MIL.
Strom subscribes with the “Win 5000 USD” advert and gets a small salty peanut pack.
Sleepy Nads was spotted jumping in her chair after reading Al Jaber Optics Buy 2 Get 1 offer.
Gypsy finds the same flirty note in her car for 1400th time.
HGL visits every kindness websites and writes “ These are just words..how many of you really practice it”
Ingeneio is dead after creating I See Dead People
TCOM don’t want to publicly announce any BBQ party until he get his patent papers.
Smoke steps down from his Billiards Group Manager Post as he lost his two brown balls in a pool flight with baldrick2dogs.
Sulieman’s office phone was disconnected as his boss finds out that he is flirting with Marco in a girl’s voice.
Marco requests all his Qatari Friends to use GUNs instead of Straight Arrows.
Straight Arrow keeps his mobile camera on every time he goes to CC to register a complaint with all the necessary data.
hms is busy googling to find an emirateliving website same as QL.
Zafirah gets so many motivating PMs and with a overwhelming joy she accidentally blocks her own self.
LOL was locked up in Jail while complaining a theft.
Deadman cooks his own biryani after getting frustrated with QL ladies.
TheLonius gives the security guard 10 QR not to allow anyone as LLR told him he will come and say hello to him physically.
Enjoying his holidays in Thai suburbs RIP notices a bee in his beer struggling to fly..he says God wants to kill you but I will save you…he helps the bee to come out. Unfortunately a baby frogs eat it.
Pappu tells his boss that he has spotted a new ghost and he needs a day off.
Demeter wins a bronze medal for promoting Philippine’s tourism.
Janneeyy03 is struggling to find someone who can read and speak Arabic.
Rutaagyire hits QL to see who is active these days.
FS, QS, Pajju, and so many others still hibernating..
RIP Deweller.

By Dracula• 10 Oct 2013 13:01
Dracula

Nice !

By Sulieman• 26 Jun 2013 12:05
Sulieman

PP,,, No, he is still dreaming of that

He is neither Qatari nor Martian, He still belong to the Mother Earth :O)

By Pappu_Pager• 26 Jun 2013 11:42
Pappu_Pager

suli how LLR can prepare himself for getting Mars citizenship he belongs to Mars.....:)))

he is in Qatar as a tourist....lols

By snessy• 26 Jun 2013 09:58
snessy

Very funny! :-)

By Sulieman• 26 Jun 2013 09:17
Sulieman

LLR,, Preparing his papers to get "Mars Citizenship"

The(Red Card) and taking "Alien Language" training courses @ Aliens Council :O)

By Sulieman• 26 Jun 2013 09:16
Sulieman

Ha ha ha

Very Good Job LLR ,,, You destroyed the prank now :O)..

Keep it up Dude

By DeadMan.• 26 Jun 2013 09:07
DeadMan.

Lolz! Wow man this is impressive!! :)What work did you say, you are into? :P

Dude, i know how to cook 06 food recipes, that involve an egg. Fried eggs, boiled eggs, poached eggs, half-boiled eggs and omelette. Biryani is mushkil yani! :)

By Pappu_Pager• 26 Jun 2013 09:00
Pappu_Pager

omais if ur missing it means ur not a worker u r from the management team....:))

By Omais2657• 26 Jun 2013 08:58
Omais2657

it means I did not perform well this month... I did not work on my KRAs this is the reason my KPIs were not met.. and I was not included in LLR report.... lol lol

By Pappu_Pager• 26 Jun 2013 08:54
Pappu_Pager

LLR good job but can we have the graphs showing each one meeting dere KPI's...:))

By zaheer_sayyed• 25 Jun 2013 17:45
zaheer_sayyed

haha

By MarcoNandoz-01• 25 Jun 2013 16:03
MarcoNandoz-01

LOOOOL! good job!

By flexicode• 25 Jun 2013 16:02
flexicode

Very good job LLR! However this bi-monthly report leaves out many including me. Would like to know the minimum eligibility criteria and try to match it for july - august report. Oh those bills! :(

By FathimaH• 24 Jun 2013 15:57
FathimaH

QLers, specially the regulars, are by far such busy people contrary to what others may assume. (obviously they must envy us)And yeah I am looking forward to a nice peaceful and rejuvenating month of Ramadhan free of all the hustle and bustle of other months!

By Janneeyy03• 24 Jun 2013 15:48
Janneeyy03

LOL LLR, yes until now! Nice one :)

By LOL.XD• 24 Jun 2013 15:46
LOL.XD

LoL from LoL on LoL report :D

By landloverreview• 24 Jun 2013 15:09
landloverreview

Qatari Ahmad are the board directors..they have their seats reserve in all QL reports.

remaining all are people I had conversation with.. :) I may have missed some people.. those who are not active these days..

By landloverreview• 24 Jun 2013 15:06
landloverreview

I missed you too..yes I have no idea :) but the last thing I remember is "the more you know about a process, more you will deny the source behind it" :) it was a discussion two weeks ago..by the way hope you have an exciting May-June :)

thanks.. Mimi :)

By Miss Mimi• 24 Jun 2013 14:58
Miss Mimi

LOL. Nice :)

By Knight Returns• 24 Jun 2013 14:53
Knight Returns

LLR, Gud job but you had no idea what I was up to in May-June??

By JzGavins• 24 Jun 2013 14:52
JzGavins

Nice one LLR

________________________________________________________

I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Other Who Take My Advice.

By mohdata• 24 Jun 2013 14:46
mohdata

well i've grown up here and know that its available if you know where to look and can pay for it..but the way rizks put it, it sounds as easy as ABC..if we both are talking about the same greenery that is:-)

By landloverreview• 24 Jun 2013 14:44
landloverreview

oh shame on my goodness I missed the Ism al kareem - Osama.. :)

Lol Zafi.. nope I am not Mod.. Qatari Knows it very well and Mr.MOD gave me and Lonius a toffee yesterday.

By Rizks• 24 Jun 2013 14:23
Rizks

nad may be to attract the people around ? :)

wink wink

By mohdata• 24 Jun 2013 14:22
mohdata

wow that's a new one..i never knew greenery is even available in Qatar that easily, let alone in DJ:-(

By osamabawab• 24 Jun 2013 14:21
osamabawab

finally we know who u r

By nad023• 24 Jun 2013 14:21
nad023

Rizks y does he do tht...innocent looking:)

By Rizks• 24 Jun 2013 14:19
Rizks

to have the green drug most probably ? :(

By zackm• 24 Jun 2013 14:18
zackm

very interesting group of people in QL!!!

By mohdata• 24 Jun 2013 14:18
mohdata

i see..but i wonder why brit would even be around that area

By Rizks• 24 Jun 2013 14:12
Rizks

Lols Mohdata !

but my ol friend britey usually bend down in DJ area to change the tyre of his tricycle even though its not flat...:)

By zafirah• 24 Jun 2013 14:10
zafirah

now I wonder - you are one of the MODS!

you really read every post! hehehe...

How come you know all my PM's? :)

By mohdata• 24 Jun 2013 14:08
mohdata

love suleiman and gypsy's report lol..khanan, never check abs in doha jadeed..i don't even check for a flat tire in doha jadeed:-)

By fea_sad• 24 Jun 2013 14:07
fea_sad

lol LLR

By Rizks• 24 Jun 2013 14:06
Rizks

GG, but i need my patch back ! :(

By gypsy gal• 24 Jun 2013 14:05
gypsy gal

Brit...I charge more than market rate..:)

Risks dont make me sue ur..oops sew your mouth...lol

By stealth• 24 Jun 2013 14:00
stealth

so the SMS brigade is getting bigger again. Way to go... :P

By Rizks• 24 Jun 2013 13:51
Rizks

ok then, ask her to unsew the same pathch and return back coz tat patch is taken from a very sensitive part ! :(

By britexpat• 24 Jun 2013 13:49
britexpat

Oh for goodness sake. I already asked Gypsy Gal to sew the patch for me ..

By cherukkan• 24 Jun 2013 13:46
cherukkan

You forgot LLR, Searching through the recent posts to find out usernames.

By Omais2657• 24 Jun 2013 13:46
Omais2657

I was kinda sleeping whole of June Month :D :D

By Rizks• 24 Jun 2013 13:45
Rizks

britey, i spared a patch from my lungi which i need it back within two days time....:(

By britexpat• 24 Jun 2013 13:41
britexpat

My yellow speedos developed a tear, but luckily Rizks helped out with a patch from his spare lungi... :O)

By landloverreview• 24 Jun 2013 13:40
landloverreview

Fea-Sad is missing Boxbee as there is noone here to ask her about b/l/d. :))

By landloverreview• 24 Jun 2013 13:39
landloverreview

Thanks Gps and RIP :)

Lol for so close to saving :))

By fea_sad• 24 Jun 2013 13:38
fea_sad

hw abt me :( LLR

By Rip Cord• 24 Jun 2013 13:26
Rip Cord

Very good. I was so close to saving that bee, the memory will haunt me for ever. However Ting Ting soothed my pain

By gypsy gal• 24 Jun 2013 13:26
gypsy gal

Good one LLR...LOL

good memory...you remember all the silly details..:)

By landloverreview• 24 Jun 2013 13:18
landloverreview

Emy it is there - a special report for you and Joe. :)

Lol Nomy..fingers crossed. :))

Hms - :)

UK-E now we understand why you yellow hat is not visible.

Thanks Lonius - Nope I dont have much free time but just few mins for all my QL mates.

Lol Strom - u got me right. hahaha :)

By emy007• 24 Jun 2013 13:13
emy007

LLR, :( nt there

By Rizks• 24 Jun 2013 13:12
Rizks

Lols nomerci !

By nomerci• 24 Jun 2013 13:11
nomerci

Well done Landlover...off to inquire about grapes at LuLu NOW. will keep you posted. :)

By Rizks• 24 Jun 2013 13:10
Rizks

"LOL" was locked up in Jail while complaining a theft.

but at the moment he is seen complaining 'Why his thread has been deleted"....lols

By GodFather.• 24 Jun 2013 13:10
GodFather.

I felt the full force of the automated MODERATING machine when I mispelt the name of of an English Daily Newspaper.. I was banned automatically..:(

By Strom• 24 Jun 2013 13:09
Strom

LOL ... LLR .. but those spammers promised me a fortune in nigeria near Niagra FALL ;-)

wondering when i will receive the papers :-)

and LLR is busy counting days to the fraction of a sec :-)

By landloverreview• 24 Jun 2013 13:07
landloverreview

Mr.MOD is busy browsing news keywords to make sure no one has reported it yet.

By anonymous• 24 Jun 2013 13:06
anonymous

RIP Deweller - he is surely missed!

By landloverreview• 24 Jun 2013 13:06
landloverreview

Emy wants to Quit QL but posts of Sulie brings her back.

Joe has started a project to find exactly the moment when a kiss turn a human being on.

Thank you all. :)

By Khanan• 24 Jun 2013 13:03
Khanan

You miss the most importan person [MODS].

Hope the thread survive ;)

By nad023• 24 Jun 2013 13:03
nad023

Love it LLR, but how come I had so lil page space :(

By GodFather.• 24 Jun 2013 13:02
GodFather.

Plus looking my lost yellow helmet was stolen last week!

By GodFather.• 24 Jun 2013 13:02
GodFather.

Yes I only confessed to two, but the actual number was more like 10..:) See thats what happens when women take us husbands for shopping..:(

By hms• 24 Jun 2013 13:00
hms

LLR, infact I got all the information required and I stopped googling now.

By landloverreview• 24 Jun 2013 12:59
landloverreview

Thanks TB UK-E Khanan:)

humble apologies if i missed someone who is active..:)

NOthing much..finished my paper few hours ago.. :)

By Rizks• 24 Jun 2013 12:59
Rizks

'Underwater Karak Shop'...hmmm, sound intersting !

So will the customers drink my karak or the under water ? :)

By GodFather.• 24 Jun 2013 12:58
GodFather.

Nice one LLR, and what have you been up to?

By Khanan• 24 Jun 2013 12:57
Rating: 4/5
Khanan

LOL (:

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